This is going to be a tough episode to keep track of. The show keeps cutting from house to house to house every minute and a half. I think the editor was loaded on Mountain Dew and Skittles. We begin at Teresa’s house. Many of you commented that I missed Teresa last week commenting on Melissa’s inappropriate outfit. I most certainly did not. I simply thought that saying I saw the bottom half of Teresa’s ass hanging out of her mini skirt was enough. I apologize for not being as thorough as you would have liked. WHAT WAS TERESA THINKING CRITICIZING MELISSA’S OUTFIT? Everyone happy? Good. Moving on.
Teresa is begging Joey to stay at her house and doesn’t want him to leave to go to Kathy’s. Joey Gorga is being oddly calm and rational. Maybe it’s because Melissa isn’t around to say crazy things to him. Teresa must have been getting ready for this party all night, because she looks tired in this episode. Really tired. Like Samsonite luggage under the eyes tired. I feel for her. She went through all the trouble to make a Christmas paradise for everyone. She made sure it was very shiny to attract Joey and Melissa. All the kids are having a great time and now her brother is ducking out early like it’s a Coldplay concert.