Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr shares his thoughts on Kathy's hookah and Joey's drag performance.

on Jul 10, 20110

Over at Albie, Christopher, and Greg’s apartment, Lauren is obsessed with not spending enough time with her brothers. The problem is she keeps complaining about not spending time with her brothers WHILE SPENDING TIME WITH HER BROTHERS. Stuff like this drives me nuts. It’s like when you go back to your hometown after being on television and the old waitress say’, “Oh, look who can’t be bothered to come in and see us anymore!” I always want to yell, “I’m here now!” And then steal her nametag and rob a blood bank.

In these scenes, Lauren is acting so much like Ashley that she doesn’t even notice that she IS spending quality time with her brothers. I know she is, because I am watching it with my eyeballs.

Somewhere in bizarre land, Jacqueline goes to Kim G.’s house. It is very, very spooky. Somehow, Kim G. is now forty. Also, I have never seen extensions in a bob haircut before, but Kim G. pulls it off. Kim G. tries to stir the doo-doo and begins to read some gossipy email aloud to Jacqueline. Jacqueline tells Kim G. that whoever sent that email can eff off and then tells Kim G. to eff off…twice. I have to say, in this episode Jacqueline looks and acts great. I thought she was adorable in her Christmas snuggle clothes, and I love that she is launching eff bombs at Kim G. while in Kim G.’s house. It’s like watching an athlete play well in an away game. The new, improved, bionic Kim G. 2.0 begins laughing like a smiling, twisted demon. Then she quickly turns thirty-nine.

258 comments
RB0601
RB0601

love reading your blog you make my day! you are so right on point about my favorite housewives i am italian also and my family does act like them except we dont flip tables

JennyLynnP
JennyLynnP

Your blog is by far the best for RHONJ! I find myself laughing out loud by myself and worry that my fam willthink there's something wrong with me. Keep up the great work!

SharonR
SharonR

Jay, so love reading your blog posts peppered with Jersey references!! Grew up in West Orange and you make me feel like I'm home: Route 23, Tick Tock Diner, Chess King hahahaha.

Sparkkl
Sparkkl

Dear Jay,

Your blog is addictive. Like crack, but in a good way. I know, that didn't make sense to me either. I still mourn the loss of your show Action. It was stupid-brilliant. Ileana Douglas as a call-girl bandying about made-up sex terms like "Mexican face hat..." Thinking of it still makes me laugh out loud--the real way, with my head thrown back and sound coming out of my mouth, not the fake LOL way.

Miss Mimi le Fleur
Miss Mimi le Fleur

This is perhaps the funniest blog post I have ever read - anywhere - anytime. Fabulous. Do it again, please. SOUL DIGGAZ. ha ha ha!!!

Krista Lindstrom
Krista Lindstrom

Oh Jay I loved you filling in for Andy. You are too funny. You should co-host with Andy that would be so much fun to watch.

carolzonie
carolzonie

OMG, just discovered the Jay Blogs, can't wait to get caught up on summer vacation in new york next week, this is way better than my trashy magazine stash I usually default to when on vay kay!! Funny reference to WWHL w/the Gorgas when Melissa said she knew not to say "wench" (uh...they still talk wrong all the time, so i'm not buyin it, looks like too-little-too-late-damage-control, hahaha) Gotta wonder too if Fabulous Fred isn't connected? hmmm, the fat wait staff is cheaper, O M G!!! my favorite christmas present in these blogs...all the IROC references, makes me giggle at random times daily! HAHAHA!!!

Jody Reale
Jody Reale

Jay, love you. The intelligence, the wit you bring to the Housewives is reminiscent of that season Dennis Miller worked color for the NFL, only I can actually understand your metaphors. I'm glad you pointed out how Kim G looks deliriously happy only when she's making someone else uncomfortable. You'd think a cancer survivor would be more compassionate and less...evil?

candy.candy
candy.candy

Jay, you need to replace Regis, I think you would be perfect. You are so funny, have great timing, and easy on the eyes. I have watched you for years. I am always entertained and laughing my ass off after seeing you perform.

Stacey in California
Stacey in California

I LOVED you on Gary Unmarried, and love, love, love you more blogging for RHONJ!

BethyWPB
BethyWPB

Jay, you are the funniest! Everything that comes out of your mouth is a gem. I've been waiting for someone to give you your real shot, and Andy's smart enough to do so. You need your own show. Mohr Bravo Please!

SandraR
SandraR

Saw you for the 1st time on Imus and became a BIG fan. Also I love RHNJ,so naturally,I always read your blog. It is GREAT,very funny. Nice to know who all is addicted. Keep up the clever wit!

Tangerine3264
Tangerine3264

Jay you are too funny! Can you co-host with Andy every Sunday???

Anastacia
Anastacia

I love reading your blogs!!!!! I am laughing so hard tears are rolling down my face. You were hysterical on WWHL. You have got to get your own show on Bravo.

Jeanietease
Jeanietease

You need your own Bravo show . Pick apart ALL the bravo shows . The Bravo audience would LOVE it !!

Fruit Fly
Fruit Fly

Jay, seriously funny stuff. Your wit and timing while hosting WWHL was as sharp as ever. I've missed you and was actually driven to this website so that I could voice my delight to Bravo and voice my thanks to you - for giving me some great laughs. I really needed them. I smell a new opportunity for you somewhere, somehow. You deserve it.

KatharinePR
KatharinePR

Nice recap Jay,and you were hilarious on WWHL! I just discovered you had a blog and am now a new fan/follower/stalker, whatever it's called. :)

A. Harris
A. Harris

I loved your blog entry! How did I miss you hosting gig? I will have to find it online...thanks for the laughs...

MIRANDA0107
MIRANDA0107

JAY; DO YOU HONESTLY THINK A BIGGER "BOX" IS GOING TO MAKE OR BRAKE MELISSA'S SINGING CAREER? SOMEONE SHOULD TELL HER HUSBAND TO HURRY UP W/ THE STUDIO, HER 15 MINS. ARE ALL MOST UP.

MichelleE
MichelleE

I think RHNJ is the best comedy on tv and your blog is even funnier than the show! Great job on WWHL. Utter perfection.

TLL
TLL

The real downside of there being a week off from RHONJ episodes was that there was a week off from reading your blog! You seriously should recap all housewives episodes. Love Andy, and don't want to replace him, so Bravo is going to have to find another show for you to host permanently.

shelly l
shelly l

Jay, You were so great the other night you should do a guest host every month. Your blog is what everyone is talking. I can't wait to read the next one. Let Andy know he was missed but you did a fabulous job.

CarolynAdkinson
CarolynAdkinson

You were MAD FUNNY as guest host!!!!! Do it again...soon!

Andrea E.
Andrea E.

Massengil commercial!!! Too funny Jay! I was cracking up outloud...thanks I needed that laugh. You have an awesome take on on RHONJ. Please get your own show I need to laugh more!!!

ambernicole1436
ambernicole1436

OMG Jay you are hilarious! Thank you for making me laugh ridiculously hard on WWWHL and through your blog! Please dont ever stop being a RHONJ fan lol I mmay just cry if you were to ever stop loving them and their drama! I look forward to reading your blogs :)

RamaPOP
RamaPOP

YOU NEED to host an episode of WWHL and have ASHLEY on it. Perhaps you guys could crochet some potholders together!

Kathleen888
Kathleen888

You were super funny Jay...Laughed the whole show...good job!

more blogs in the furture?

CrisB
CrisB

Can i just say, that you need to take over WWHL!!!!!!! I look forward to reading your blogs and i really must say, you did a FANTASTIC job as the guest host....loved it! Keep it coming!

Youngstown
Youngstown

The reason the RHONJ kids are the cutest is b/c they are all at least 50% Italian. Being at least 50% Italian is almost a 100% guarantee you will have cute offspring.

M Jaco
M Jaco

YOur super funny jay!!! i loved you the other night you did a great job!!!!I love kathy and rich they are so cute and funny! I agree with most of the comments you need your own Bravo show!!!! and you need to blog on Flipping out...I love that show but they need better blogs! you also need to comment on all the housewives!!!!Please !!! okay thanks for all the laughs!

vallybutterfly1981
vallybutterfly1981

God Bless you. If youre ever in the SF bay area. I'll be there with friends and family.

Nickieh
Nickieh

Take over "Watch What Happens". You're so much funnier than Andy Cohen.

OC Housewife
OC Housewife

OMG!!! I just watched you on "Watch What Happens Live"!! I love Andy, but you were beyond hysterical. My cheeks still hurt from laughing so hard!!!! Please, please, please come back soon!!! You should have your own aftershow!!!! You were on fire!!! Bravo to you Jay!!!!

realfan
realfan

Jay, I love that you are a NJ housewife fan!!! You are hysterical and did a great job on WWHL! I am going to have to get off my droid and come onto the laptop to read your blogs!!! Oh, and I agree that Bravo needs to give you a show!

kat c.
kat c.

Any chance you watch flipping out? They desperately need someone to blog other than the cast members. The blogs are soooo booooring!!! They need someone with the comedic genius you exude in your RHONJ blogs. I loooove flipping out, but reading those blogs is just painful. Just a thought. I would really appreciate it if you would at least consider it.

MightyCol
MightyCol

effing hilarious blog-best one all season. Bravo needs to give you a show STAT. I wish I had a time machine and we would be in post production on it now.

Kittykoolr
Kittykoolr

You're the best. I thought Action was one of the funniest shows ever. Yeah, Bravo should def hook you up with a show!

PeachyKeen
PeachyKeen

Jay, Look forward to your weekly blogs...so on point as always! You're real, honest and funny. I'm LOL every week. Also I agree, great job hosting too. I luv Andy but Bravo should consider the two of you for the RHONJ reunion show...now that would be a riot!

JayZ
JayZ

You are my Christmas...because I'm Jewish and don't celebrate Christmas. Keep 'em coming, Jay.

Ms Kelly
Ms Kelly

Jay, You were SO good on Watch What Happens Live. You are a natural for TV. Can't wait to see your show! Ms Kelly -- singlemamahood.com

diane77
diane77

Jay, you've raised the blogging bar for everyone! A little bit of everything but written with love, honesty and humor! Other commentary suggests you should have your own TV show...well you did (Gary Unmarried) and it was funny too! Hope all this newfound recognition will get you back in the limelight once again!

Blondie8180
Blondie8180

Your best observation: Kathy dresses like Diane Keaton. This made me literally L-O-L.

Frita
Frita

OH MY GOD YOU ARE THE BEST !!! I look forward to reading your blogs . You should be hosting the re-union show !!!! Reading this def puts a smile on my face .. cant wait for the next one !!

NC viewer
NC viewer

Love the Blog Jay. You were so funny on WWHL. I could not stop laughing. Hopely Andy will take more time off so we get you on there again :) Love Andy too but have never laughed so hard.

Viewer Lynn
Viewer Lynn

So funny!!! You should be on the Watch What Happens Live every week. Keep blogging. Your blog is the best!!!!!!!!

totallyfraumeni
totallyfraumeni

Fave line of the night (WWHL) was the baby-proofing comment. I too can't look at Teresa's staircase without picturing little Giudices rolling down with bumps and bruises (and broken necks). Thanks for the laughs!

Brooke G
Brooke G

Love you Jay! You rock come to Chicago please!