Over at the Wakile house, Richie and Kathy are having a discussion about when would be the proper time to give Victoria “the talk.” Kathy is ready to do it now, but Richie doesn’t see the reason to rush it. He even says, “She’s only sixteen years old!” That’s right, Richie. Be firm and hold your ground. Give Victoria “the talk” when she comes home from college. The discussion between Richie and Kathy is far more uncomfortable than the conversation ever could have been with Victoria. Richie thinks that she doesn’t need any talk, because he says that whenever she gets in that situation she will picture Richie’s face over the face of the person she’s with. This actually works. But that’s me, I see Richie’s face everywhere, on my wife, on tortillas, on tile floors, and sometimes on Richie himself. In case you’re wondering, yes, I saw everything that happened. The problem is, Victoria is sixteen-years-old and with her underage status about seven jokes just flew out the window. Later in the episode, Victoria is trying on dresses for her junior formal and every dress that she tries on Kathy thinks is too sexy. This was a funny scene, because you know Kathy is hoping Victoria hits the prom circuit wearing a couple of parkas and a wet suit.