Over at the Wakile/Souldigga/Gorga villa, Joey and Richie are getting a massage. Joey keeps telling Melissa to stop talking because it's giving him an erection. This proves that there is an actual human being alive that enjoys Melissa's voice. Richie tells Kathy that he thinks his masseuse farted. Nice try, Richie. We all saw how hard you were pounding those grapes. A hundred and fifty grapes plus beer at the airport equals plenty of butt trumpet. Earlier, Kathy was explaining to singer/songwriter/recording artist Melissa and Richie that it was nice every one got along on the ride from the airport considering it was such a tight space. Kathy thinks the Gorga/Giudice feud might turn a corner. Richie tells her that behind every corner there could be a "big freaking surprise waiting for you." Kathy accuses Richie of always seeing the glass as half empty. We all know that Kathy views life as the hookah is half full.
The next morning everyone is having breakfast, and Caroline looks like she is going to die. Teresa tries to lift everyone's hung over spirits by modeling her bathing suits. Lauren explains in her interview that it was "hot as balls" and she was on her period and Teresa modeling bikinis wasn't helping. Are these women all on the same cycle? Teresa's bikinis are all very tiny and sparkly. They look like what would be in the wardrobe department if Walt Disney did porn. Everyone but Greg seems to be truly sickened by Teresa's fashion show. Greg knows that in Teresa's mind, singer/songwriter/recording artist Melissa is going to have a great swimsuit and Teresa knows that she is going to have to try and top it. Good point, Greg. Maybe Greg could be my assistant on my RHONJ therapy show? Jacqueline says that she wishes she had Teresa's ass. I'm guessing so do half the men watching the show.