Jay Mohr

Episode 17: Jay explains how a guy packs for a trip and proclaims his love for Greg.

on Sep 19, 20110

Over at the Wakile/Souldigga/Gorga villa, Joey and Richie are getting a massage. Joey keeps telling Melissa to stop talking because it's giving him an erection. This proves that there is an actual human being alive that enjoys Melissa's voice. Richie tells Kathy that he thinks his masseuse farted. Nice try, Richie. We all saw how hard you were pounding those grapes. A hundred and fifty grapes plus beer at the airport equals plenty of butt trumpet. Earlier, Kathy was explaining to singer/songwriter/recording artist Melissa and Richie that it was nice every one got along on the ride from the airport considering it was such a tight space. Kathy thinks the Gorga/Giudice feud might turn a corner. Richie tells her that behind every corner there could be a "big freaking surprise waiting for you." Kathy accuses Richie of always seeing the glass as half empty. We all know that Kathy views life as the hookah is half full.

The next morning everyone is having breakfast, and Caroline looks like she is going to die. Teresa tries to lift everyone's hung over spirits by modeling her bathing suits. Lauren explains in her interview that it was "hot as balls" and she was on her period and Teresa modeling bikinis wasn't helping. Are these women all on the same cycle? Teresa's bikinis are all very tiny and sparkly. They look like what would be in the wardrobe department if Walt Disney did porn. Everyone but Greg seems to be truly sickened by Teresa's fashion show. Greg knows that in Teresa's mind, singer/songwriter/recording artist Melissa is going to have a great swimsuit and Teresa knows that she is going to have to try and top it. Good point, Greg. Maybe Greg could be my assistant on my RHONJ therapy show? Jacqueline says that she wishes she had Teresa's ass. I'm guessing so do half the men watching the show.

250 comments
paigemichelle
paigemichelle

I LOVE GREG TOO!!!! BRING HIM BACK NEXT SEASON!!!

Dee1953
Dee1953

Jay, You are brilliant.......I have tears in my eyes everytime you post! you are spot on my funny friend......... Those of you that made a comment about North Carolina, get a life!!!!!!! In the words of Theresa, "IT WAS A JOKE"!!!!!!! I doubt Jay could ever be a mean spirited person, ignorant or rude. He is a comedian, making people laugh and on top of his game!!!!!! So back off North Carolina and stop taking life so seriously....... If he can get this woman to cry until her eyes tear then kudos to him for a job well done......he is making fun of the people from his home state, that in itself is hysterical!!!!!!!!!!Love Gregg!!!!!!!Love you Jay......keep it coming!

JerseyJen
JerseyJen

Jay, how I love your Blog, I just started reading it and wish I had checked it out when I saw how great you were as a stand in for Andy. I thought Andy might even replace himself and his ridiculous fillers with you and your actual entertainment(Sorry, Andy) Wish I had you right here watching with me because I can see why this is your favorite show - Nothing could give a comedian more to work with than an hour of this.

TKnauer
TKnauer

I LOVE Greg, Albie and Christopher!! Especially their comments about Teresa and Joe!

MaMaDuke
MaMaDuke

Jay Jay Jay, you've lost me. Greggy is creepy. Period.

Lucy N.
Lucy N.

Jay, I think you are hysterical and have loved all your posts, but that comment about North Carolina and "hillbillys" and meth, etc. was unwarranted and unkind.

In fact, Raleigh, NC was just named # 1 place in America to live by Business Week. (http://www.newsobserver.com/2011/09/25/1515993/raleigh-deserves-its-praise.html) Growing up in the mountains of NC afforded me the opportunity to observe "hillbillys." These are honest, hardworking people with deep ties to the Appalachian culture and do not deserve to be made fun of, nor have stereotypes perpetuated.

I love your blog! You have me laughing all the time!

NJ Viewer
NJ Viewer

Please note that Albert did NOT pee at the side of the road. He is the only one of those NJ boys who actually has some class. Thank God!

Rachel Zamorski
Rachel Zamorski

Jay I usually love your blog but the comment about NC was inaccurate and hurtful, in fact, if that's how you and the rest of NJ feel then STOP MOVING DOWN HERE! We don't want ya!

Ozmaofoz
Ozmaofoz

Oh Jay!!!!! Every recap is funnier than the last one. This one made me laugh so hard. Love your podcast and love these blogs.

Miss Miami
Miss Miami

I bet Greg and Cedric from RHOBH are friends. They are both cling-ons.

Kristen354
Kristen354

i love your blogs about the real housewives!!! do it for beverly hill to please! and i hope bravo gives you a therapy show! you would be so helpful to the ladies!

MsKellyB
MsKellyB

Jay---Jay---Jay----Oh, my!! I came to this site to see why RHONJ has not been on lately, and I came across your blog. Read the first one. Then the second, third, fourth, etc. And then it happened. I am sitting here reading all your comments and howling with laughter, while tears course down my cheeks. And suddenly, I have a puddle in my chair. I wanted to die---I was sure I was just another little old (?) lady from Florida with an overactive bladder!! Luckily, I started reading all the comments re: your blog and thank God, I'm not the only one with drippy drawers. I have always checked the Leno, Fallon, etc listings to see when you would be on, because you have the most incredible wit. And, I love it when you are on with Andy Cohen. I agree with all the others---you should definitely be at the Reunion show---at least to dial down the tension a notch or two. Keep up the great comments, i am definitely hooked.

Alem4k
Alem4k

From one Greg lover to another, thanks for the laugh!

R-Man
R-Man

Jay...U the MAN! Say it like it is brotha!!!

Chieftone
Chieftone

I freaking LOVE you!!!! Hysterical. I look so forward to your blog. Always right on

Caseling
Caseling

I had the same exact thought when Greg jumped off the boat into the water...thank god he didn't dive! Great blog. Glad I "saved it" for today, why is the rhonj not on this Sunday?

spot2945
spot2945

Jay.........you are the man! I'm right there with you on Greg, I want to marry him (or you, whichever comes first). I think next season Greg is going to replace Melissa as Joe's housewife.

Cowboysgurl
Cowboysgurl

You are absolutely hysterical. I love your blog, and will re-watch the episode every single time after I've read it to watch special scenes that I missed. Tennessee is the meth capital of the world. Walk around the Memphis area or East Tennessee sometime. What will you find? A lot of people with no teeth, and article after article in the paper about the latest meth lab explosion. It's a real hoot here in Tennessee.

I hope you continue to blog. You are a riot!

cat helpbut<3 BRAVO
cat helpbut<3 BRAVO

Never posted before, but I had to to say.....these Jay Mohr posts make me laugh out loud literally. I enjoy watching the show when I can, but these recaps by him I CANT MISS! Love them! Do one for every show!!!!

Expat Jersey Girl
Expat Jersey Girl

Love the blog, but if you think that comment from Kathy was innocent you clearly know Jack about women.

Specialladyt
Specialladyt

People, Jay didn't cave on the Melissa "thing." Don't you see Jay is making FUN of her when he writes, "Joey Gorga and his singer/songwriter/entertainer/recording artist/honorary Souldigga wife, Melissa Gorga. Geesh.......... LOL! Jay you are hysterical! But, Gregg is an ass and you got it wrong with Kathy. She knows her constant... slight digs towards Teresa only create a warfare... and then Kathy always plays the victim.. Frankly, I am so sick of Kathy and Melissa.

family first
family first

Jay,

You missed Caroline, when she was sick, telling Al to go on the boat, ever the great mom says "Make sure the kids have sun screen". Love that as bad as she felt she still looked out for her grown kids!

longboat614
longboat614

Your blog is better than the episodes!

Viewer1234
Viewer1234

Jay great blog. Some of these comments from viewers make me embarassed to watch the show because I may have too much brain power here. Some of these people sound like the Tvo Jerry Springer daily!. Jokes are jokes people. If you watch this how and take it seriously, then you have a problem. Greg is funny and great comic relief. If you looking for something other than entertainment from this show (or Jays blog) then try reading a self help book, or watching A&E or the Biography channel. Shut up, be entertained or don't watch (or read), remember this is your choice to read the blogs and watch the show, its not mandatory. I don't like Teresa or Joe I think they are liars and wannabes. But I like everyone else, so I will watch to see the others until Teresa and her husband become unbareable, and then I will click through the other 500 tv channels available and watch something else.

CiCo1
CiCo1

Great blog again - I only read a few of the comments because they are odd this week. ?!?! Really - I'm starting to wonder if some members of the show (or friends of members) are just trying to take you down. Yours is the only blog I read here, and I look forward to it. Thanks!

trixie123
trixie123

Why is everyone talking about Greg? He's so insignificant onthe show. I don't like or dislike him. I just can't figure out why a gay guy would want to hang out and live with two straight friends, unless one of the Manzo boys is not straight. I'm just saying. On the same note, how many 20- something guys hang out with their parents all the time. I think Chris and Albie are adorable but they have to cut the strings. I love your hillbilly comment. Jersey comes to the boondocks!

Babylon girl
Babylon girl

Jay, Love your blogs, laugh all the way through them, love your perspective on things. Bravo should hire you to blog all of their shows. Great humor.

AuntRhonni
AuntRhonni

I LOVE your blog...and yes I love Greg too! Do you watch any of the other RH shows???

AuntRhonni
AuntRhonni

Jay...You are absolutely hilarious! Next time you make a "hillbilly" joke, use Kentucky...we have a better sense of humor than those from South Carolina. I am also a Greg fan - why would someone say he is a jerk? I don't get it...he is funny! :)

hotHWfan
hotHWfan

Luv it. I'm not from anywhere near NC, but I've been there and do find your comment about the meth cooking spot on!

The rest of the blog was equally spot on and with a delightful, over-flowing abundance of humor.

God bless Jay. ;)

Casen
Casen

To me something about Greg is single white female - the Remake... I mean, I remember the the Manzo daughter was fighting with her brothers about wanting to spend more time, and he was there in the midst as if he should have a say. Then this episode, he's making it his business to add commentary to Teresa' conflict with HER family.I AM NOT A TERESA FAN. But i am bothered by the fact that this Greg guy always puts his business in other families' business. He seems very cold hearted, and menacing. Something about him i dont trust. And Melissa, darling, he is a little to obsessed. He wants to be you. Gurl, you betta watch out. Thats all i'm saying.

casey3
casey3

I laughed until I had tears reading your blog. Funny funny stuff. People who are getting all worked up about your 'man crush' on Greg...I think it's all with a little tongue in cheek (if you know what I mean), right?

VAViewer
VAViewer

JAY - LOVE YOU!! I'VE PEED MY PANTS AT LEAST 4 TIMES!! YOU ROCK!

mountainclimber
mountainclimber

Has anyone caught the Real Housewives of New Jersey Tango Chicago Parody on Youtube? Hilarious.

Jenny Jenny
Jenny Jenny

Laugh Laugh Laugh!!! Week after week, we can't wait here at the office until you blog is posted, we all gather around and read every paragraph to re analize and laugh some more! Go Jay Go, love it!

db23
db23

Jay, I love your blogs- I wait patiently every Monday for them! I am born and raised in North Carolina- I have to say at first i was taken back by your comment however not being a country hic- and looking around I begin to laugh. So funny and thank you so much for the laughs- I hope you are at the reunion show!

randiski
randiski

Greg stirs the pot...'nuff said!

yvettec
yvettec

OMG, I love your blog! I am such a goof laughing out loud by myself reading them. Pls keep at it afterthis season RHONJ is over. Classic!

c777
c777

Jay ,I start giggling like a junior high girl( I am 55 yrs old) even before I read your blog. I just know I will be throughly amused & my cheecks hurt from laughing at your brillant observations on those Jersey girls. Can't wait to see you on the reunion show.

Gracie J
Gracie J

I love your blogs! I was laughing so hard I started crying they are the best :)

NC Mountain Mama
NC Mountain Mama

Jay, I was a fan of you and this blog, but no more. Your comment about the North Carolina Mountains was rude and uncalled for. I guess, though, if you are from a state represented by Melissa, Teresa, Snookie, etc. you would feel the need to be ugly about a more beautiful state. As a previous poster said, "Bless your heart."

NormanD
NormanD

TEAM JAY. FOREVER AND EVER.

And maybe Greg is part of the family and we just don't know the details. You nasty homophobes need to lay off. Isn't there a Tea Bagger event you're missing?

NC Mountain Mama
NC Mountain Mama

Jay, I was a fan of you and this blog but no more. Your snarky comment about the North Carolina mountains showed your ignorance and was completely uncalled for. I guess when your state is so wonderfully represented by Melissa, Teresa, and Snooki, etc. it makes you bitter towards more beautiful areas. As a previous poster said, "Bless you heart!"

brooklyn babe
brooklyn babe

I see my post didn't make it the first time. Greg belongs on the A-List New York, not RHONJ!!!! Am really starting not to like Caroline's family except for Albert, Sr.

Tmv83
Tmv83

Wow. I'm from North Carolina - do not live in a double wide, do not use meth, nor considered a hillbilly. ouch

KPhisprincess
KPhisprincess

Jay, you need new material. You are way too biased and bringing that moron greggy into your embrace is just......ew.