Uh oh! Joe Giudice has been texting Joey Gorga. Apparently Joey going to Teresa's book signing made Mr. Giudice a little, well, crazy. In his texts he calls a Melissa a "fake wife." If that's the case, she looks amazing for a replicant. Joe Giudice calls the Gorgas fake, threatens Joey with violence, and even drops an R bomb on Joey. (I find the word so repulsive I refuse to write it.) I found it interesting that this conversation was happening around the pool table. At one point the Bravo cameras have a shot of Joey literally behind the eight ball.