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New Jersey, Old Wisdom

The Jersey 'Wives really have a way with words. Relive some of their finest phrases.

Melissa on the dangers of the kids swimming in their green pool
"Honey, they'll get inpentego. They're not going in that."
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Joe about Teresa's cookbook comments
"It's not enough to rehatch any problems we have."
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Melissa on her sisters consulting a medium
"I don't talk to medians. I don't talk to psychics. I just don't do it. But when they told me that this median channeled my father, my whole body just got the chills, because I felt like that is something he would say."
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Teresa on the approaching nor'easter
"We're supposed to get a Norwegian!"
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Teresa on her confrontation with Monica Chacon
"I needed to silence the lamb."
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Teresa on the bar in the Catskills
"It was like Fifth Avenue enraided the Catskills."
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Teresa on her relationship with Melissa
"That's the way the ball drops."
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Melissa on her meeting with Teresa
"This might be the final draw."
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Teresa on her meeting with Melissa
"I'm calm and cool as a whistle."
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Joseph on possibly drinking in high school
"I know I'm not gonna be Mr. Goody Two Shoe."
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Melissa's version of 'Amazing Grace'
"Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound, that saved a wench like me!"
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Teresa on her cooking
"I remember when I got married I would buy cookbooks and there would be a million ingrientzes that we never use as Italians."
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Joe Giudice on Joe Gorga
"I walk up the stairs and this little fidget is coming after me."
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Melissa on her husband
"If anything, he has a work ethnic that his... ethic, ethic not ethnic."
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Joe on his wife
"I love the worth ethic in her."
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