If you're going to argue on vacation, it should always be done in a matching gold swimsuit/giant hat combo.

Greg keeps it real with a backwards cap.

Kathy gives us diva fierceness with her floppy hat, while Albie is down for drinking games in his white baseball cap.

Nothing says love like matching bandannas.

Pizza party hat!

Nothing says 5k like a fabulous faux-fur, cheetah/bear hat.

Jacqueline channels her inner zebra (via her very special hat) for the 5k.

The Manzos bring their best headgear for the charity run.

Not even Ashley's newest hat can save this brunch from disaster.

Ashley would never greet her dad without the proper headgear.

This may be the cutest little hat-wearer. Ever.

Joe's ready to drive off to Kathy's in his driver's cap.

Meeting with Fabulous Fred requires a fabulous hat.

Check out my Christmas cap!

Teresa thanks St. Michael for sending such a beautiful hat her way.

Teresa hopes to drive men Dolores' way in her driving cap.

Jacqueline shows us that ear flaps can be sexy.

Nothing's the matter with Teresa's giant flower headband.

This Teresa time warp reveals her past love of cowboy hats.

I think the gold medal from this gymnastics meet really belongs to the Gorgas for bringing their best hat game.

Ashley dons her most responsible looking knit beret while getting her new car.

Joe is ready to referee bath time in his baseball cap.

Joe was forced to wear his gray beanie to keep his head from exploding with poison.

OK, so these Halloween outfits don't involve hats so much as headgear, but could we really leave those cat ears and the Avatar inspired bead/feather hairdo off the list?

The customary garb for mourning the events of a Christening brawl is all black (including black beanies).

Nothing brings you closer to God than a Pillsbury Doughboy cap.

What does Joe Gorga think about wearing visors? Just do it! (The parrots agree.)