Jacqueline ain't havin' it.

"Hold me back, bro!"

Ashley gets the shadows of cliche evil.

Wonder what the guy behind her thinks.

Jacqueline can't take it anymore.

Kathy has an announcement for her family.

She may be listening to too much Snoop Dogg.

Ain't nothin' but a G thing, baby.

Lauren lays down the law.

Ashley always bring a hat to a conflict.

Lauren ain't havin' it either.

Ashley, rocking the face of ambiguous penitence.

Giudice meets justice.

The wall/lamp/cushion coordination here is spectacular.

Kathy, becoming a goddess.

Jacqueline, becoming a goddess.

The food's on display.

Melissa is amused.

Oh, she's drinking.

Caroline always dresses to match her drink.

Caroline is impressed by Victoria.

It isn't a Bravo party without air quotes.

To be a Housewife! Such joie de vie!

Others are uncertain.

Kathy isn't convinced.

"No, really! It's fun!"

"Okay, maybe."

It's funny, this is also the expression we have after watching the Housewives for a while.

Don't be coy with us, Jacqueline.

The sequins magically appeared after she become a goddess.

Caroline is still waiting for her sequins.

Delightful!

Zip it.

No, seriously.

Melissa is hurt.

Whatever, her hair is fabulous.

Kathy's ready to shake it.

Is that a denim belly dance outfit?

Jacqueline is a fan.

The culmination of a centuries-old Middle Eastern tradition.

Round two begins...

Poor, innocent step-brother.

Chris can't take it.

Jacqueline calls a time-out...

...but it's no match for an unlimited texting plan.

Why are the babies on this show always more stylish than we are?

Yer outta here!

Has there ever been a more perfect distillation of family trauma?

Unbearable.

Still rocking the Blackberry, even through the tears.