Melissa's sharing Teresa's stylists.

Milania practices her smile.

Chris is desperately in search of his wine.

Jacqueline may have thrown it out. Oops!

Chris' brother offers some life advice to Ashley.

Chris is feeling pensive.

Telling it like it is

Ashley's listening...

...and now she's in tears.

Straight-up sass

Pointing out the obvious

Jacqueline's over the drama.

Ashley goes off to sulk.

Weighing the options

Chris wants Ashley to come back home.

Looks like Ashley's pleased with that proposal.

Parents just don't understand.

Caroline doles out some advice.

Surprise!

Shh!

Listening intently

Starting to lose it

Crazy caller

Things are getting goofy in the studio.

Getting glam

Rich is ready to grill Paulie.

No flowers for Kathy? Big mistake.

You've been warned.

Nuts?

Suggestive nut cracking

The look of terror...

...just the way Rich wants it.

Say cheese!

Wowzers!

Rich is hoping her dress comes with pants.

Pre-photo shoot craziness!

Grandpa love

Of course he needs a hat!

So excited!

Sister-in-law love

Audriana isn't too happy about this photo shoot.

Mommy and her girls

Happy family!

Zoolander pose

Everybody in!

Daddy's little angels

Party time!

Proud parents

Pre-formal pics

Time to go.

Enjoying that bread?

Family meal

Joe's happy everyone's together again.

Cheers!

Mom's still got it.

Raise a glass to family

They'll drink to that.

He'll stick to bread.

All in!

Duster or distraction?

Lunch time at Manzo manor

Honorary Manzo member

Say what?

Dig in!

Looks like the Wakiles didn't get a mention.

Kathy's not surprised.

Melissa wasn't too pleased about what Teresa wrote.

Melissa's no copycat!

Sister time!

Yikes!

Chopsticks, anyone?

The unveiling!

Jacqueline takes a closer look.

The closest thing to a hammer Teresa could find.

Teresa gets real.

Lauren reads some choice excerpts.

Are you for real?

Albie's not pleased.

Good one!

Not amused

Nobody's getting Teresa's joke.

Jacqueline searches for the joke disclaimer.

What's the big deal?

Beethoven's 5th, anyone?

Come on!