Garden Statements

Episode 19: Bravotv.com's Associate Editor is obsessed with Heather and her wisdom.

on Jun 25, 20120

No. 1 - F--- It!

I love Heather. I don't know who this woman is or where she came from (I'm not completely sure anyone else at the party did either), but she is a delight. Jacqueline was all broody after her talk with Teresa, but then in comes this ray of semi-drunken sunshine like a guardian angel sent from above. She wobbled her way right into Jacqueline's face and shared such winning platitudes as:

"Girl, you just gotta let it go."

"You like take on everyone's problems, and I want you to stop doing that."

"You're not a goddamn psychiatrist!"

All I can say is Heather was full of two things that evening: wisdom and tequila.

But that was all just buildup to what has surely become everyone's mantra by now: "F--- it!" Yes, with these two words Heather managed to turn Jacqueline's frown upside down and get her to take shots. (I'm totally using that the next time someone's being a Debbie Downer while we're at a party.)

I wouldn't be surprised if those two left the party and got matching "F--- it!" tattoos on their wrists. Or at the very least ordered some Domino's and fell asleep watching late-night infomercials and planning a line of "F--- it!" t-shirts.

Side note: Did anyone else think she bore a striking resemblance to Gina Gershon?

5 comments
MomLeader
MomLeader

Bravo editor, I LOVE this new style with the "likes."  You are able to still print both sides of the argument, but it's crystal clear as to who the audience believes in and trusts. The sales of three best sellers and the flop of BLKwater should have been a no brainer barometer, but the women used the old 'Teresa was getting sympathy purshases." LOL, Jaq now sees in PRINT that we buy Teresa's books and products because we love them and agree with and love HER because she had no ill intentions with any "moves" this season, as opposed to the shark infested waters she has been swimming in. Not to mention that her books are really good, really, really good! I use mine weekly! First cookbook I have ever kept out and used so frequently for my family, they are short and simple and delicious. My house smells and feels like a warm Italian family's that I had imagined was the norm--before Melissa joined and proved the exception to the rule I suppose. .These blogs show we support Teresa, not the mean spirited antics of jealous, wanna-be.manipulators who stopped nothing short of slander in their blogs, and vile actions to take Teresa down. Glorious! 

TCGlenmont
TCGlenmont

Hey Bravo, told you,  you would not post BRING BACK JAY MOHR! 

TCGlenmont
TCGlenmont

Doubt Bravo will post this but here goes -  Jay Mohr was the BEST part of last season.  BRING BACK JAY!  Lived for his weekly blog.  Laughed out loud at my monitor at work.  He was spot on, fair, hilarious.  This season we've been subjected to rambling pure crazy blogs by Jac, boring Caroline, Kathy, Melissa and fairly positive Tre. And more boring editors who have no personal involvment.   BRING BACK the FUN,JAY! 

Mum
Mum

What are you people on, we are watching the disintegration and destruction of families and friends. I no longer find any of it entertaining and the value is lost on me. All I see is some people trying to be happy and some people trying to make the happy unhappy and miserable.