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Teresa to Caroline
"You have three rolls: blubber, blubber, and blubber."
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Teresa to Jacqueline
"Prove it, bitch."
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Caroline to Teresa
"You and your f---ing Christmas pageant dress sit back and shut the f--- up."
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Teresa to Caroline
"You shut up you old hag."
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Jacqueline to Teresa
"You're a liar, you're sick, you're going to hell."
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Caroline to Teresa
"Don't give me that hand, pageant girl."
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Lauren to Teresa
"What's napalm mean? Spell it."
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Teresa to Melissa
"You're wearing the glitter eye shadow that I wore last year at the reunion show."
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Kathy to Teresa
"You know who's yelling."
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Kathy to Teresa
"I'd sue you but you ain't got anything"
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Rosie to Teresa
"She better watch her f---ing tongue, because I'll cut it right the f--- out."
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Caroline to Teresa
"This is 15 minutes of fame! You are gonna wake up one day and be alone!"
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Melissa to Teresa
"You don't get to sit here the play victim! Guess who the victim is? Me!"
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Jacqueline about Teresa
"She's such a f---ing moron, I can't even take it."
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Teresa about Caroline
"She thinks she's the godfather, she thinks whatever she says goes."
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Jacqueline to Teresa
"Honey, you walked in your husband when he had someone on the desk in his office."
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Teresa about Jacqueline
"Oh my god! Freakin' Hekyll and Jyde!"
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Joe Giudice
"Your husbands are mo-mos and that's all. Who cares?"
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Jacqueline to Joe Giudice
"You piece of low-life sh--, and I hope you go to jail!"
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Joe Giudice to Joe Gorga
"It makes me sick to even have to be here to look at you."
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Melissa to Teresa
"You're a lying sack of sh--, and we all know it."
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Joe Gorga to Joe Giudice
"Shut the f--- up about my f---ing wife."
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Chris Laurita
"We talk about strippers like we're talking about serial killers."
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Joe Gorga about Joe Giudice
"He deserved a baseball bat to his head."
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Teresa to Jacqueline
"Kiss my titties."
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Teresa to Jacqueline
"You've got nothing else to do but worry about me. Nothing else."
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Teresa to Melissa
"See that's why you're a calculating witch!"
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Melissa to Teresa
"You want a relationship with your brother? Have one. I will never look at you again."



