Garden Statements

Bravotv.com's Associate Producer loves a cool aunt.

on Jun 13, 20130

My first question this week is this: 65 kids at a birthday party?! And not just kids, 65 tweenagers. I hope someone was passing out deodorant at the door. Now cut yourself a piece of birthday cake and hunker down while we look back at some of the best moments from this week's episode.

No. 3 - Pigging Out

I don't know how I'd feel if I pulled up to my home and a giant pig was just grazing on the lawn. Do you freak out? Do you drive away? Do you play it cool and run inside and then call the cops? I don't know, but as Chris pointed out, it was somewhat disturbing that neither he nor Caroline were very much surprised to find a pig in their home courtesy of Fran.

Side Note: Still not over how much Fran is a mash-up of Caroline and Dina. It's crazy!!!

23 comments
fabulous.miss.v
fabulous.miss.v

Rosie needs her own blog. Anybody else LOVE Rosie like I do? Rosie rocks!! Come 

on out and blog on your own!

maskedblogger
maskedblogger

Rosie needs to get her drinking in check.  Tonight's episode showed just how crazy she gets when she drinks.  She was totally inappropriate at the birthday party.  It wasn't the time or place for the screaming and swearing.  Cut back on the sauce Rosie.

bittersweet4
bittersweet4

Headline for next week.  Melissa re-writes The Bible........ cause the original one made no sense whatsoever.  Thank you Jesus, miracles do happen.

TheRealPalisadesHousewife
TheRealPalisadesHousewife

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Rosie!!!! Give her more air time, she is hysterical!! She really lightens up this drama filled, petty crap that's going on.

sandi2
sandi2

I LOVE Rosie!   Plz plz give her a regular role - ew,ew she'd be perfect on RH of OC - we NEED someone with personality and integrity over  there!!!  

honeybee@1963
honeybee@1963

I absolutely LOVE Rosie!!  She is a breath of fresh air on a show that has gotten so negative.  Seems like everyone just wants to fight and argue........very draining on the viewer!  She is funny and loves her family and I would like to see more of her!

threesistersx3
threesistersx3

Don't be so hard on Rosie.  Consider that Rosie lashes out in anger only at Teresa when she is doing or saying something mean.  I can't remember Rosie being mean to anyone else.  Also,

Aunts (& Uncles) do spoil their siblings kids, especially if they do not have children.  It's the parents job to deal with the day to day raising of their kids.  Let's face it until you are a parent yourself "you don't get."  It's so much easier being the Aunt.  Okay the kid took the car without permission for a joy ride.. wrong yes for sure.  You learn fast as a parent with a teenage driver in the house to keep your cars keys with you at all times!  Fast flashy sports cars are a magnet for young boys.  God that kid is so normal.

 

 

ccdiva
ccdiva

Whenever Rosie comes on I fast forward.  She is disgusting.  She just reinforces all the misconceptions  people have about Lesbians. 

rosyposy
rosyposy

Such a hilarious scene at the Wakilies.  That was one of those times that makes fun family memories.  And what a welcome change from the toxic twit who only throws her children a party so she will have a new place to start trouble with her sister-in-law.  Rosie is the  cool, fun loving aunt every kid wants.  It was a welcome change....thanks, Bravo!

Aria1967
Aria1967

This show is taken from a few pages of the movie "Married to the Mob", with Theresa as Connie Russo (Mafia boss's wife), Melissa as Angela de Marco (suffering widow of a Mafia soldier) and Theresa's friends (Kim D, Linda, etc...) as her "soldiers".  In the movie, all of the characters are worried how "Connie" is going to feel, think, react and are such brown nosers, that if she stopped suddenly, their noses would turn brown!  And she is insanely jealous of Angela, and Angela's only crime was being married to a Mafia soldier, and trying no to raise her kid to grow up like the rest of them. 

 

All conversations are about Theresa -- whether it's about her lost/wasted money, her a***hole husband, her non-relationship with her brother, how jealous/paranoid of her sister in law she is, or why is upset/disappointed in all of her former friends. But, she does get those "soldiers" to do her dirty work for her, I'll give her that!

 

If you watch them side by side, you can definitely see the similarities! 

 

P.S. - I really miss Jay Moher's recaps!  I always try and imagine what his take on this season would be!

Layla00
Layla00

GET RID OF ROSIE! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE HER BUT YOU GUYS!

Nyc123
Nyc123

Enough already with Rosie....I don't want to listen to her F bombs and watch her hand signals for F bombs. Why is she on the show? Enough, she is offensive in her language, her nastiness toward others and her negative attitude about everything. She has no purpose this season.

Eva18
Eva18

With the addition of the Gorgas and Wakilies, this show has stopped being fun to watch.

hmsmjm
hmsmjm

So once again Teresa is caught in half truths and lies. And while it does not excuse Teresa's behavior Melissa use to not talk family issues in front of her kids. It made her a good parent. Keep the kids out of it. Teresa needs to treat her sister-in-law with respect. Kim D needs to get a life.

Ldenver
Ldenver

Helping your nephew take your parents expensive car WITHOUT permission is not a cool aunt. That is an immature irresponsible ooofff

wellmary
wellmary

She's not cool, she's obnoxious and clearly has some anger management issues. 

WCW
WCW

 @Aria1967

 Oh how I wish Jay Mohr would come back to do recaps! His take on this show and the "advice"  he gives would be a bestseller!

hmsmjm
hmsmjm

 @Eva18

 once again it is not the Teresa show. I do other things when she is on because she is annoying to watch. She had been a good parent now she is using her daughters as props to cause drama.

Ldenver
Ldenver

 @wellmary Clearly....serious issues...so sick of her already...

bittersweet4
bittersweet4

 @WCW  @Aria1967

 Definitely, bring back Jay......he is far more entertaining than the cast members. 

bittersweet4
bittersweet4

 @hmsmjm  @Eva18

 and it's not the Rosie show, Caroline show, & definitely not the Joe Gorga, Kathy, Rich or Rosie show......I usually turn it when those people are on, which means most of the time.   Now the mother of Kathy & Rosie I love.......now she could write an advice column or book.  What a truly beautiful lady she is.