Garden Statements

Bravotv.com's Associate Producer doesn't blame the medium for having a little stage fright at first.

on Aug 26, 20130

Ohmmm! The Jersey 'Wives opened their third eyes and discovered that the Arizona "spa" they flew to for Melissa's birthday was more like another healing retreat than they may have bargained for. But surely this group won't have any problem enjoying quiet reflection, right?



OK, perhaps not.

As everyone got prepped and packed for the big trip (not yet quite aware of the zen-sational fun that awaited them), Teresa made sure to pack plenty of new and dazzling bikinis with the help of her girls.



Clearly they're more in favor of a less sparkly, less chuckalina-focused look. (But Teresa's no stranger to a skimpy suit as our Before They were Housewives gallery proves.)

Once they arrived (or at least once the Gorgas, Wakiles, and Giudices arrived), they were greeted with smoothies and silence.



Not exactly this group's forte.

10 comments
chattyone
chattyone

At least Albert and Chris act like gentlemen out in public .

The OTHER men need some instructions on how to behave in public.

penneyone
penneyone

I enjoyed Kathy and Rich on this episode. I'm glad they got some insight from the medium. I personally believe in them, if you don't at least be curious about it.

JMRN
JMRN

It was actually very nice to see them all get along with the exception of Joe Gorga bashing his ONLY sister again (please, make it stop), and until next week when we see Jac try to make something out of the Karma statement. All you need is a few brain cells to realize in NO way did Teresa mean karma about Nick. She was clearly speaking of her own actions. When is this Teresa bashing going to end? It's really getting on my last nerve.

lofrommo
lofrommo

Dear Garden Statements,

We, the viewers, need more Joe Giudice & Rosie Pierri videos!  Love 'em.

Thank you!

ESinAZ
ESinAZ

 @chattyone

 JoeGeudice hascome around this season....a little.  Definitely more class than Rich or little Joe.

mrsscout
mrsscout

 @dwaters1952@yahoo.com I agree with you!  Seriously they all stood up there (except Kathy) to talk about negative feelings they want to let go of and it all had to do with Theresa?  Jeeze guys... got anything else going on in your life? 

mrsscout
mrsscout

 @JMRN Again great comment!  I had to stop watching the end of last season and the reunion bc there is WAAAAY too much ganging up on Theresa!  Its really sad and needs to end.  And seriously with the karma comment!  Come on Jacko, enough trying to cause trouble.  She has got to settle down and focus on other things.

WCW
WCW

 @lofrommo

 Yes! I would love to see Rosie and Milania together tackling the problems of the universe!

Marni511
Marni511

 @lofrommo Yes! They are hystterical!!!! Replace Melissa with Rosie!!!!