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Melissa Gorga: If I’m Teresa’s soldier, I Guess Kim D. Is Jacqueline’s

Melissa is questioning Jacqueline's motives.

By Melissa Gorga
The Ladies Hit the Snow

Hi everyone, it’s ME-lissa! I’m sorry, I couldn’t help myself.

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So our trip to Vermont was supposed to be fun and drama-free. Starting from the ride up there, which actually took over eight hours instead of five, I think it’s safe to say this wasn’t going to be either of those things. I’ve said it before and it’s becoming more apparent that Jacqueline is WAAAY too invested in everyone else’s business. She wants us all to believe her meddling “comes from a good place,” but honestly, good for who?

And thanks to her, we finally got to see the return of New Jersey’s own private eye -- Kim D. The things that “fall into her lap” are so ridiculous. I’m running a REAL business and the fact that anyone would expect me to terminate an employee based on her word is crazy! But that’s what I’m dealing with here.

If I’m now Teresa’s soldier, I guess Kim D. is Jacqueline’s… which is pretty sad to me because after all the claims that she was “helping” us get back together and be a family again, when it FINALLY does happen, she couldn’t be more MISERABLE. It’s written all over her face this season. The fact is that her insecurities and paranoia created all of this nonsense. I am a grown adult and am very capable of being friends with her and having a relationship with my sister-in-law even if the two of them are not getting along. This is all just an excuse for her to argue with me and then try to make it look like I’m at fault.

I have to say, the amount of time and energy her and her sidekick spend lying and spinning things is incredible. I’d rather spend time with my kids on the football field.

I Don't Know Her Anymore

On a lighter note, I’m glad you got to see some of the fun we DID have during the trip (while Jacqueline was M.I.A. as usual). Joe always tells me he is a professional at every sport. I think skiing is definitely not on that list! He was hilarious trying to impress us with his skills. The whole time on that mountain I was just praying he wouldn’t break anything. I also laughed so hard when I saw Teresa and my conversation in my cat mask. I didn’t realize how I looked, but now I see why everyone was having such a hard time concentrating! LOL.
I wish I could say that the trip gets better, but unfortunately the crazy continues.

See you next week!

Xoxo

Melissa

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