Cookie aka da boo boo is my roller-bitch, but she doesn't work well with others and she's not a big fan of people or costumes. At the Halloween party she instantly became a dust buster. She and I have never been very graceful.
My favorite moment was Ramona eating what she thought was dog food. Gotta love Ramona. She's great TV.
Kelly's lateness was no surprise. Everyone has obligations. I just wanted to be somewhere fun where we knew people and where there was alcohol - not cash bar. At this point, nothing Kelly does surprises me. However she did apologize to me at Alex and Simon's. I'm fairly certain that Alex and Simon don't care for me, but you can't fit a square into a circle, so that's that.
Aw, what happened to our Bethenny??? I know the bloggers were hard on you, but we all love you, and love to read your blog. I think that's why this one is so short.
Hope you know you're the sparkle of the show, and that you bounce back quickly!
Yeah, you're right about Alex and Simon not liking you; but do you really care, or for that matter, do you care for them? As far as I can tell from the show, they're users and posers, and you are not. Square vs. circle, says it all. And be proud for that fact. You rock...
What am I missing? Are you commenting on episodes we haven't seen yet? Why do you think Alex and Simon don't like you? I read you bashed Alex after complimenting her on her graphics for you, but other than that it's your usual chatter and I didn't think they took it personally
bethenny, I just love love you. You are the real deal and so beautiful such a great girlfriend and so smart so great to watch you and jill I use to live in ny and I wish I had had a girlfriend like you. I just love the show I wish yu all the best I really hope you will find true love. and all your dreams come true. your fan linda v.
Love ya B. You nailed it what you said about Kelly. She needs to get over herself. You looked so cute with your dog.
Your awesome. Your bluntness and humorous outlook on life is inspiring. Thanks for making light of life, more people need to do the same.
You think right, certainly no one care for you. BTW you should read your other castmates blog, Ramona once wrote that you couldn't even pay your rent like three years ago. How fast time flies.
Bethenny, there was not enough of you in this episode! Boo! I just want to let you know that I bought your book a few days ago and it has been inspirational to me. I'm on my second read through. Keep up the good work!
kelly put her name on the halloween party because she was for sure getting money out of the deal with the cash bar an all
Again with the oblique references to trouble between you and Alex, and nothing in the episodes thus far support that. Leaving it as something you don't want to specify leads me to think you are to blame.
Alex's logo looked so much better than what you ultimately went with!
(Sigh) I don't know, Bethenny. Have a real meal and think before you speak/write.
Loved your costume for Halloween! Perfect! I also ordered your book from Amazon, can't wait to read it. I have became a fan of yours. Go Bethenny, go!
When Jill went to talk on her sister's radio show I thought you were there to imitate her but realized it was her sister talking! Great costume and yea, if Kelly keeps bringing up the fact that she has kids and that's why she's late she really needs a new excuse...
Bethenny.. absolutely loved you as Rollergirl! Wow you really had the moves as Roller girl also! I was hysterical over Jill's Elle & Bruiser costume. My hubby even loved your costumes. Ramona was right you make a good blonde.. but your even more beautiful as yourself!:). Being blue blood or living in a certian social circle doesnt give one class... but I think you know that. Kelly will never have class, an ego but not class. Cookie may not be graceful; but she is an adorable Roller Biatch! Absolutely love you and Jill! ~ Mary Kellerman
Bethenny, you are the real deal girl! I totally agree with you about kelly (notice the dis-use of capitalization). That's how unimportant I think she is. Talk about self-absorbed and self-important! But I digress... Keep doing you and keep keeping it real and you will continue to be as successful as you already are! You are truly the realest of the Real Housewives!
Everyone else cares for you dahhling! America loves you Bethenny! I can't believe Kelly is that rude and stupid. Being late and having a cash bar! How tacky. Please tell me she's not going to be on for next season. I can't stand stupid and tacky. I loved your outfit. you would do great as a roller derby gal. Can't wait till next week.
In my opinion, you provide the most entertainment! With the whole thing between you/Alex & Simon, just keep to your guns and be the great woman you are. :)
lol!!!! when you were talking about kelly being late on the show and then rolled away i LAUGHED OUT LOUD it was great! bethenny we think you are truly the one thats "up there"
You were adorable!!! I love that you wore the costume twice. You are the real deal Bethany! You are why I tune in every week.
Bethenny, I LOVE you. Me and my two girls watch the show every week! Don't take Kelly's bull. Does she not no everyone LOVES you? It was so rude of her to be so late for her party. Who is she anyway? ALWAYS turn the channel when they show her story. NOT INTERESTED IN KELLY!!!!!!! You kick butt!!!!!!!!
Bethenny your my favorite, our personalities are very similar. Take no prisoners. Kelly is a lost cause, and should hold a fund raiser to buy a persoality. Keep up the good work and don't take anything that shallow witch has to say to heart.
Of course Alex and Simon don't like them - you mock them every chance you get. Why should they like you?
B... Iuv ya! Your wit is great! I have to say I look forward to your blogs because you tell it like it is.... but the past two weeks have been a let down (by all the Housewives). Have you all been censored so you do not reveal anything we may see on the reunion show?
I can't believe you stayed as long as you did at Kelly's party. A cash bar?? How tacky!! And the missing hostess? How vulgar!! I think the purpose of Kelly being on the show is to give us someone to laugh at.
You're driving me nuts! What the H is going on between you and Silex? You mention it weekly but never tell the story. I happen to like all of you I must say....but this is driving me crazy! Spill it already!
You are the reason I keep watching the show! I admire your confidence and classiness. Your perception of people is dead on, esp. of Kelly...I mean, how has she made it this far in life without running into walls? I can't wait to read your book...keep up the great work!!!
Roller-bitch surpasses anything you've done, so far! You totally crack me up and just when I think you can't top an antic, you do! Love ya'girl!!! I mean, Luv'ya'Roller-Biotch!!!
it is not about different strokes or squares and holes
it is about a mean streak that comes out in you from seemingly no where
the excuse that some stuff happened off screen and that is the reason why -- well that just doesn't fly- you are always able to verbalize and provide graphic imagery of event that piss you off or crack you up, but for some reason can't quite spill the real beans in this instance...
you've got issues....
love ya, but just sayin'
I love you! You are hilarious and a hoot to watch. Stick with Jill, she is the best. Kelly is just gross. As long as you are on this show I will continue to watch. Good luck Bethenny.
Love Cookie the roller Bitch. Boy you sure had Kelly pegged to bad the producers didn't. You and Jill are the greatest and ofcourse Bobby Zarin is great also.
Beth or "B" as our new best friend Tammmmrahhhh calls you - GET OVER KELLY. concentrate on your cookies.
Bethenny you are the BEST in NYC I swear!!! i love how you are quick witted and that sarcastic humor!! Too funny! i could see having you as a friend. I would probably pee my pants every time we were together!! Cant wait for your skinnygirl drink line!! From one business girl to another...You Go Girl!!
WHY WERE YOU AT THE PARTY YOU DON`T LIKE KELLY MAYBE YOU NEEDED TO BE SEEN. WHY ARE YOU BASHING ALEX AND SIMON GET OVER YOURSELF GET SOME SELF ESTEEM I KNOW THIS BLOG WON`T MAKE IT NO ONE BASHES BETHENNY YOU ARE SO FAKE BEING NICE TO ALEX THEN TRASHING HER IN YOUR BLOG
First off, I was watching the episode tonight and noticed you with the purple necklace and shirt which you also wore last week and said to myself, "I need to blog and tell her how amazing she looks." Bethanny I loved it I think it's been one of the best looks you have had all season from the hair to the shirt to the eye make-up, you hit the nail. I loved you in the end how you just roller skated out. lmao!! You are wayyy too hilarious. Cannot stand Kelly and you also hit that one right on the nail as well. Lastly, I am such a huge fan of yours and hopefully will soon buy your book. My fiance now watches the show just to watch you. He thinks you have a serious future in stand-up comedy. He says if he ever meets you he and I are over lol!. You are truly and inspiration and far from the underdog. I love the fact that you aint flashy and not afraid to tell people what you feel in your comedic way and your one liners are amazing. Keep up the good work and can't wait to see you put that Kelly in her place next week.
P.S. Loved Cookie's costume! :-)
I am not certain that this is going to be post. I am going to say it anyway:
YOU ARE SO ARROGANT.
To Bethanny & Jill-Please do not do such crude shows as Chelsea Lately. She truly makes a living by being vicious towards many people. Her few humorous antics are just lost once she starts her frequent unneccessary comments about others. B, you are funny in response to people/situations you actually experience. Chelsea does not share that intelligence-she just does not stand out from the usual wannabees.
Bethenny..I just saw the preview for next week! I can't believe what a b **** Kelly is. You totally catch her in lies..again and she basically say's the same bs she did last time. Kelly is really sick. You took the time, with alot of class I might add, to try to what I thought was to make nice with her and she just showed once again how insainly crazy she is. I cannot stand watching dumb bitches and she takes the cake. She needs a counselor. And that outfit she wore to the costume party paleeezzzzzz. She has issues. I've been to better tailgate parties in Cleveland.
Well, This is my very first time I ever write something on a blog about any show. First let me start by saying that I ABSOLUTELY LOVE Betheny!! That being sd, I thought the way you went on and on about kelly's lateness was overboard. I agree that she was disrespectful, but you have to take the high road at times and let everyone see her for the ugly fool she is. The funny thing was when she did arrive, she didn't know anyone there. That my dear was priceless!!! so Betheny, just ignore her, cause she may be the model, but you are definately alot more beautiful that she is!!
You seem to be holding back this go-round and you being up front is one of the reasons I always read your blog first! Bing back the old Bethenny! :-)