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View All PostsMario Singer
Forget About Throwing Tables...
Mario reacts to the fashion show dramafest and gives the top 5 reasons he loved Jill's Saks outfit.
March 25, 2010Forget about throwing tables, the verbal jousting that the girls are exchanging has gone to new heights. We see Bethenny and LuAnn go at it once again and this time Bethenny true to her word is saying nothing behind LuAnn’s back. Seems like the entire episode LuAnn is on the defensive not only from Bethenny but Ramona and Alex as well. I guess you can say that where there’s smoke there’s fire and LuAnn is taking so many body blows that she’s down for the COUNT.
Ramona arrives to the fashion show with Avery and I must say it takes my breath away to see how grown up and beautiful Avery has become over these past three years. My little girl has turned into a young lady.
Not one to be left out, Kelly confronts Ramona about not being invited to our small Labor Day lunch. At the time we did not know how Bethenny and Kelly would react to each other so we played it safe since it was such a small gathering and did not invite Kelly. As it turns out I think we would have been better off inviting Kelly instead of LuAnn and Jill who were no shows.
Ramona meets with Bethenny for drinks and I just love how Ramona always messes up those phrases that she likes to use. Who else would refer to Jill wanting to get the dirt from her by saying like “white rice” instead of “white on rice."
For me the best part of the episode is the dinner party that Jill hosted at Saks. Here we see 30 girls for a sit down dinner and fashion show and who crashes an all girls event but Simon. Boy did he have me fooled. I thought he was turning into a guy’s guy and then he shows up at an all girls event again? Hey Simon, Saks has a great men’s department with all the latest fashions. Why does this not interest you? Oh well, you know what they say about not being able to teach an old dog new tricks.
Alex confronts Jill and LuAnn and lets them know that she is getting annoyed with their behavior. Join the club Alex.
Kelly is clearly upset by Ramona’s comments about her breasts but hey if you’re going to bear it all in Playboy you need to take the good and the bad. People are going to talk about you and your body. If you wanted to keep it private, than don’t pose naked in Playboy. For the record I do not think that "most women think it would be an honor to show their breasts in Playboy." You are right Kelly, you are not from the same planet as Ramona.
The best however is Jill’s dress that she wore for the event. She commented it made her look like an alien. That may be true but I have my on take on the dress.
Here are my five top reasons why I loved Jill’s dress:
#5 It reminded me of the tin man from The Wizard of Oz
#4 The dress looked like the foil blankets runners receive after the New York Marathon to keep them warm.
#3 The dress was ecologically friendly as it must have been made of recycled aluminum.
#2 The dress was very versatile. On a sunny day you could use it to fry an egg or as a reflector to work on you tan.
And the #1 reason. I had no idea that R.J. Reynolds was now a designer house.
Mario,
Love it!
Ramona is a lucky lady :)
To Kianna: "What an insult to one of the greatest designers -- McQueen. I love that Jill has the guts to wear cutting edge fashion. The dress was tasteful and completely appropriate for the occasion." It was "cutting edge," all right, pass too close by Jill and it (like Jill herself lately) would cut you to pieces.
" my five top reasons "
you bad boy!
Mario,
You need to clean your ears before going to church next Sunday, maybe you'll learn to be kinder with your words AND JUDGEMENTS about others.
Peace!
HA HA !!! I give this BEST BLOG ENTRY ever !!!!
Keep on writing Mario. You have many bestseller books in you !
Mario you're hilarious, keep these types of blogs coming!!! Surprisingly the best blogs these days are coming from the husbands and not the housewives.
The dress comments are tooooooo funny!!!
What an insult to one of the greatest designers -- McQueen. I love that Jill has the guts to wear cutting edge fashion. The dress was tasteful and completely appropriate for the occasion.
You make comments about Jills dree, Ramona made comments....and then to Jill she says, You look stunning. What happened to truth?
And I believe 99.9% of Playboy photo models are enhanced....but yet I never hear anyone asking. Especially men....jealousy women, Yes!
Keep it up, Mario! You are hilarious and I'm glad you can keep your sanity around these women. LuAnn is the absolute worst! By far the one with the least class on the show. Ramona is awesome. Smart, savvy, and sexy!
Great Blog, you kept it short and sweet. Kelly commenting on putting your daughter in a taxi was the dumbest comment on the show last night, I just wanted to bring that up because I know you and Ramona are doing a fabulous job raising your daughter, it really shows.
Mario,
I think that your views, comments and general conversations with the "housewives" prove you to be quite immature and petty.
Adults do not act the way you do.
I have only seen one episode of this show and find your behavior to be juvenile.
Mario ... don't quit your day job. You would never make it as a comic.
Dear Chicago Viewer, the Alexander McQueen dress is only a valuable collectible if Jill actually BOUGHT the dress. Perhaps it was a loaner.
How OLD is that picture of you? And i must say I find you and your weird wife incredibly crass,wich just goes to prove once again that money does not necessarily mean class!
Mario,
You made me howl. Too funny. Love the COUNT. Lose the Count is what I say.
Definitely get a new picture. You are much more handsome than that photo.
Mario, I've now read all of this week's blogs, and yours was the last. I think yours was the most honest. You stood up for your lovely wife, but called her out on something as hilarious as the fact that she is prone to using phrases the wrong way. I love it! Sounds like yours is a real marriage, and I get it why you and Ramona are able to survive this reality TV show.
Mario, Why does your hair look so big in the photo on this page?? Holy crap!!
Mario, Mario, Mario...
Lay off Simon. In fact, lay off everybody! You're a man who makes a living by selling Christian themed jewelry... Maybe you should start "doing unto others as you would have done unto you"...
Say and do good things and they'll come back to you! Be rotten and people tend to be rotten back. You get the idea.
Wish you and the rest of the cast all the best.
It's shocking how petty and snarky this guy is. He is good looking, has his health and apparantly is very well to do, why does he delight in other's misery? His comment about LuAnn was intentionally cruel and he knew it. And he doesn't seem to have a backbone about owning up to things.
Mario,
Last week I negatively commented about your hair (you know, Frankie Vallie called...) in your blog picture (which DIDN'T make the comment cut, obviously), but I have to apologize! I read the blogs before catching up on all of my Tivo'ed episodes of RHNYC. After seeing you, oooh! You are gorgeous! But you still should change that hideous picture...it doesn't show you off properly!
Mario, Love your blog, this comment you made is so funny!!...
LuAnn is taking so many body blows that she’s down for the COUNT.
Mario,
Jill has the last laugh on you since her dress was designed by Alexander McQueen, who tragically took his own life recently. Her dress is now a collectible.
Mario you and Ramona belong together. Both of you are very rude.
You are too funny!!! I love how you "tell it like it is". You are exactly right about Jill's dress. Did you see Kelly when she was leaving Saks? That dead animal she was wearing made her look like a Linebacker!! :)
Mario,
I think you are fantastic and I love your blog! I think it's so great that you defend Ramona - true gentleman!
On another note, you are a handsome dude - get another picture up here, your hair looks HIGH!! lol
Keep on blogging!!
mario,
You are the HOTTEST!!! Did you know you have a gay following? You are awesome!!!
I find nothing wrong with you referring to the women as "girls" and actually I like it. That is exactly what they are acting like, and beyond that, I don't see it as demeaning or sexist.
And the "white rice" comment cracked me up when Ramona said it last night. I too love her little "mole hill" mess-ups and can see where you love it and find it endearing. I don't think you meant it in a "correctional" way whatsoever. Some of these viewers need to be a little less sensitive...
Cheers!
Please don't dog Simon for being with the women of the show when you are blogging on a show called "The Real Housewives" Pot meet kettle. Furthermore, your blog reads like it was written by a high school girl instead of a mature man of your age. Grow up. Your top five was extremely immature and unneccessary. You and your wife need to learn how to act with class and dignity.
Mario, nice to see that you ignored all of the mean and catty things Ramona did this episode, and just pick on everyone else. Mentioning a rumor about Jill and Saks? Obviously not true, as Saks wouldn't throw a party for her if it was true. Mentioning that LuAnn didn't want Alex and Simon at her party TO Alex and Simon in an effort to embarass LuAnn? Also tacky. Sending your daughter home alone in a taxi so she can attend a party to which she invited herself? I'm sure Avery's feelings were hurt, to be blown off by her mother for PEREZ HILTON. Asking Kelly if she had her boobs redone for Playbay and then saying 'what's the big deal?' Rude and inconsiderate. Ramona always says 'that's what I heard' so she can gossip about other people about events of which she knows nothing. Can't wait to see her explain herself in her blog! This episode showed how mean and catty Ramona really is.
Great post Mario!!!! Love your 'top 5' regarding Jill's stupid dress. I see why Jill, LuAnn, & Kelly are friends - they all are trying to be the popular girl - they need to grow up!!!
I will admit sometimes I find your behavior obnoxious, but I do love your sense of humor. I totally LOL's at "down for the count". Good one!
People need to seriously lighten up... from the Countess of Monte Nothing to posters here - good Lord, learn to take a joke!! And Mario, this woman doesn't think it offensive to be referred to as a girl - just the same as when we say "boys will be boys" when we joke about our husbands. Keep the funny coming!
you can't talk about anyone how they dress you need to check your self and your wife need to apologize to kelly if kelly want to do playboy that's her business. and this show is the housewives not the househusband.
XOXO
You are funny Mario. I may not agree with your antics but this blog had me dying laughing especially about Simon.
Please apologize to LuAnn, you don't kick a dog while it's down.
Oh Mario,
You are always a good laugh! The reason why Jill has nothing to say at your zingers, because she is laughing inside because she knows you are right! You tell it like it is and it is nice to get a man's perspective on the issues/drama and fashions of women.
Would love to see an argument between you and Ramona, but hopefully the two of you don't sling at each other the way you do to the public.
Who knows what is up with Simon, I know I would not want my husband there all the time when I am with the girls, sometimes you just have to kick back and have fun with friends!
Kelly is the sole occupant on planet Kelly!
Mario,
Your top 5 list is hilarious. You're so right that Ramona's questions to Kelly were pertinent if Kelly's going to put it all out there in Playboy. Avery is just a beautiful, well-raised girl and you obviously know how proud you should be about that.
HAAA!! HAA! u r so hilarious Mario. You, Ramona and Bethennt are my favourite people to watch...u guys r soo honest but soo much fun...stay awesome
You are one of the best House Husbands. You and Simon have a very good blog every week. I always look forward in hearing both of your perspectives.
I hope to hear from you next week.
Keep defending your wife. Don't let your guard down.
Mario, I think you are hilarious and on target, especially concerning Jill. I love Ramona this season, she is trying so hard to be a respectful woman. Now, I have to go tell her too. Love ya both.
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