Now that I got all that off my chest, last night’s show proved to be relatively free of drama except for Kelly’s being very late to her own party. And what was that cash bar about? Ramona and I had also been invited to attend but our good friends had a Halloween party way uptown and it would have been difficult to go to both parties, especially with the traffic that is in the city on that night. Seems like we made the right decision as the party we went to was terrific with amazing décor, wonderful food and an OPEN BAR! Bobby and Jill also were invited and they finally arrived after wasting their time going downtown to Kelly’s no show affair. I loved their costumes and Bobby looked great as Napoleon. Now if he could only be more authoritative with Jill. If you were wondering, I was dressed as a buccaneer.
OK, now for my humor. I hope you enjoy this and I know most of you are women so please do not write that I am a chauvinist. Please pass it on to your boyfriends or husbands. I’m sure they will get a kick out of it.
WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four Eyes.
When the bill arrives, the guys will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.00. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A women will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor a bar of soap and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 350. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. (Bring any cast member to mind?)
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. (Bring any cast member to mind?) Hint: they are married to each other.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about the doctor appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hope and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
Thought For the Day:
A married man should forget his mistakes. There is no use in two people remembering the same thing!
All the best.