OK, so off to Page Six party. LuAnn introduced Kelly to some of her friends and talks some BS about how she turned down the Duchess title. Ya, OK! Then her friend asked if Kelly had a title. I don't know about you, but the titles started rolling through my head.
I was a little shocked that Mario was so vocal with Jill. He has always been pretty quiet. Maybe he was drunk, who knows? But Mario, you are messing with the wrong lady. Jill is Bravo Royalty and she can do NO wrong. Didn't you get the email? It goes something like this:
Dear Bravo Talent,
Jill Zarin of Zarin Fabrics is a diva and it works for her. Don't mess with perfection! She does NOT have to work because she is married to Bobby Zarin of Zarin Fabrics. She can shop and eat all day if she likes, because Bobby wants her happy. Please do not mess with Jill or Wayne will kick your ass.
I thought it was kind of refreshing that Bobby let Jill fight her own battle. Jill had NO problem standing up to Merry-O, although Bobby did ask a few times if she needed help. My Simon disagreed, and would have stepped in after the second barrage of comments. Simon would not have been able to stand behind Jill that long. He felt Bobby should have stepped in to defend his wife, and calmed Mario down.
You hit the nail on the head! I had to read your blog two more times to totally absorb it all. I laughed so hard at my desk I was in tears!! I was trying to contain myself because I am not suppose to be reading housewives blogs at work but I am obsessed with the after thougths of the cast and other cast members, thanks for your input! Keep them coming. Could you not just die when he said the pink panther boot comment....almost peeed my pants! Love it!
I cannot handle how funny you are, Tamra! Honest to God, you couldn't have said it any better! Wish your voice would pop in during the show as a "reality check" to the crazy ladies of NYC!
Tamra, you are quite witty! I loved your blog and I love you - you and Bethenny are definitely my favorites. Perhaps I'm just drawn to smartasses, huh? The two of you together on a show would be hilaroius.
I adore Alex. She has a lot of class. I like Simon.
Ramona is a littl bit jealous of Alex. Don't you think.
They have a great relationship (Alex and Simon) together and do not have to prove anything to anyone.
I will say this. If they finally really get mad I would hate to be on the other side of the stick.
Kelly is in lala land. I would be embarassed if I were her and after she sees herself on tape.
I think you are funny Tamara. I really enjoy reading your blog.
Tamra, I was very excited to see your blog up today! Looked for your comments on Kelly yesterday and was disappointed. To me, the real kicker was when she said that "bad manners are very, very repulsive to me." To that I say if Andy lets Kelly off the hook at the reunion show, assuming she has the guts to show up, I won't watch again!
Oh Tamara, you are hilarious and right on the money. The letter from Andy was priceless. Keep up girl, you might have a book in you yet!
OMG...That was Great. I loved your E-Mail about Jill. Tamra that was pure genius. I am still Lmao. And someone needs to tell Kelly that Her GPA must be broke or something because she is LOST and She is no where near the HIGH Road.
Tamra, Tamra, Tamra! I read all the blogs for the housewives franchaise and yours is by far the best! You are crazy good at really getting to the core of the show with such wit and humor. Seriously, it is a delight to take a break from work and read your hilarious take on things. Keep writing! You rock!
You crack me up! I love reading your blog its always entertaining and soo true!! Your thoughts and reactions to this weeks show were almost identical to what I was thinking while watching it. You and B would be great on the show together, the quick wit would be nonstop!
Tamra, Honestly, you haven't been my favorite, but after reading this blog, you are getting closer.
Great post Tamra !!!!
Tamra, Love you girl! I hope you maintain your great sense of humor next season on OC Housewives when Gretchen comes back with creepy Slade!! Watch what happens!
I love your one liners for Silex. Last time they were "bumpin' fuzzies" and now Alex is the "lady on the street but a freak in the sheets". Love it!
I wonder if Kelly's boy-toy for the night made a reference to her as Pink Panther more because of her Hot Pink Hunter boots or because she tries to be slick and sly, but isn't.
It appears the non-NYC Housewives have better blogs of the episode than some of the boring recaps from the actual NYC Housewives. Keep it coming Tamra!
you know i love reading everything you write!!!! you are always right on the dot with everything and you are just by far the funniest housewife and by far the hotest!!!!! love ya!!!! xoxo
I have been checking this website religously to see your blog on this episode!!! Keep the laughs coming!
Funny post! The donkey comment had me in tears. I think you, like B, have the ability to see through superficial personalities. People that put up a grand facade really get offended when someone tells them their poo doesn't smell like roses and you point out something ugly within them.
who knew you could be so funny? i dont usually like you on the oc housewives, but you have writing talent. particularly your rendition of kelamity's date "conversation". thanks for clearing it up cuz i could barely make heads or tails out of it. no doubt they left to go hit the sheets cuz one could clearly see that's what kelamity had in mind and her date was too smart to continue trying to have any conversation with her.
all I can say is- "wow! and I have a new love for you Tamra!" I was really upset with you in the last season, but then I got to thinking that all the cards arent adding up right with gretchen...hmm we shall see, but I think you are now officially my fav. OC housewife...YUP DEFINITLY! you are HILARIOUS!
if jill is bravo loyalty, i think it's because lots of us love her. jill DOES work-and she also does more for charity in one year than ramona's done in a lifetime. IMO bobby is the best husband of all the housewives...he needs to teach a class!
OOOH My God....I had a Lynn moment. I can not believe I wrote GPA......Lmao!!!! I meant GPS of course, but wrote the wrong thing(one letter). Any way since I am here, I did read the blog again and It actually got funnier. I love that Merry-O name!! And the line about Gloria having to know someone in the Mob. Your Blogs deserve 5 stars.
LMAO! You go Tamra! I was waiting for your blog to see what you would had said. You, are spot on with the comments!! Keep them comming worth the laughs!!!
Tamra,I don't know who's funnier you or Bethenny. You both should do a show together.That would be worth watching!But you are always spot on.Kelly is big time crazy with a capital AZY.Keep up the good work!
hahaha tamra you are so funny! you always write the best blog. you are my favorite! and there is no way your Simon would let someone attack you like that!
Heyyy! Cute blog. Thanks for writing it. I miss seeing you on TV. Hope you'll be on Real Housewives of OC. xo
Yaay! The Tamra that we all know and love is back! Your blogs are hilarious and you definitely hit the nail on the head every week. They couldn't have picked a better person to blog about the NYC ladies. Can't wait to see you next season!!
Tamra ~ very entertaining blog! I couldn't have written it any better. Kelly does have the signs of being bipolar. Her thoughts and actions were here, there, and everywhere!
Tamra, GREAT BLOG!!! I read your blog on last week's episode, and could not wait for this week's recap. You did not disappoint! Your wit and zingy one-liners are SO funny! I agree with another viewer; you definitely have a hilarious book in you!! Keep up the wonderful work. Do you think Gretchen and Kelley are sisters separated at birth, given up for adoption by certifiably insane parents?
You go girl! I love your blogs on the NY housewives. I agree with you on everything. I even agreed with you on the OC about Gretchen.
Tamra~ you are hilarious...freak on the streets!!! hahaha I think you would be the funnest housewife to get drunk with! Everything you said was just what I was thinking!!Well said!!
Loves it. You are terrific. Can you believe that Gretchen is with Slade. What can I say, you told us so! Go Tam Go!
This is quite possibly one of the best things I've ever read. Thank you for making me laugh out loud.