So far the whole season is about fashion shows and charity events. Jill is cracking me up this season. She is ACTING a little bit and it shows. When Jill walked out of the dressing room with that red and black one shoulder Zang Toi dress on, I cried, cried, I tell you. I wanted that dress so damn bad and knew there was NO way I would spend that kind of money on a dress. Jill - the economy is bad, can you help a fellow housewife out? I thought Jill looked great in everything and her body is banging. Zang Toi was so adorable I just wanted to put him on a chain and hang him around my neck. How cute was he in his kilt and shaved legs yelling at Jill to stop eating?
At the Russell Simmons fashion show, Simon was determined to find out why Ramona doesn't like him. I look at it differently - it was an opportunity for him to be a camera whore. You have to hand it to Simon - he knows how to work it. He repeatedly asks Ramona why she doesn't like him and begs her for a kiss. C-R-E-E-P-Y! News alert, if someone doesn't like you, the last thing they want to do is kiss you. I was proud of Ramona - she didn't back down. I think her exact words were, "You have no depth, you're shallow and you're feminine." She should have thrown in, "And your mama dresses you funny!"
LuAnn and Kelly went shopping at Malo. Kelly walked up in black shorts and I started singing ZZ Top's "She's Got Legs." LuAnn and Kelly both have the legs working for them and look like they could possibly be sisters. Kelly looked a little uncomfortable as LuAnn tired on clothes. LuAnn tried so hard to get Kelly to try things on and Kelly kept saying, "No, No, NO." Remember she comes from the place of NO. I just don't understand Kelly. She is a model that hates trying on clothes? She is a journalist that can't seem to enunciate? She is a very private person that signs on to a reality show? Something here is not adding up.
Hey Tamara,
I love you're blog, you are so hilarious!.. I agree that B sees right through Kelly's bs-she is not competitive Kelly is just an obnoxious bore and I do not see a point to her being on the show!
Kelly has an ugly, haughty attitude. She was rude and condescending at the charity meeting. Jill and Allyson must have been mortified at her self centered behavior. Get over yourself!!!
Tamra, I have to say... I really was believing the fact that you were pure evil on the last season of OC Housewives... I was really beginning to detest you... but really, after finding out the truth about Gretchen, I was relieved.... You are one cool biatch!!
Keep it up girl!!!
I'm with you on Kelly! There is something totally off about her, and you nailed it.
And Bethenny is totally hilarious.
Tamra . . . couldn't have said any of this better myself . . .do you think we could come up with 'Team B' shirts? haha . . . I actually think that Kelly comes from a world of "I," I puked in my mouth a little reading her blog this week! New drinking game: Everytime Kelly brags on herself, drink!
Tamra -
Bravo - pun intended. You said in a previous blog that you don't think you could cash in on a book deal. I beg to differ. I would certainly hustle it up to Barnes and Noble, cash in hand, if you ever wrote a humor book.
Tamra- this blog is HILARIOUS and pretty much exactly sums up my reactions to this week's show! I literally was cracking up as I was reading it. Kelly is out of control and completely ego-centric. She doesn't fit on the show at all- her conversations with everyone are awkward and fake and she's so condescending. I agree that the show is always more hilarious when Bethenny's around!
Seriously, it is none of your business what Gretchen is doing and who she is doing it with. NEVER EVER judge someone unless you have walked in their shoes, clearly you haven't walked in hers. NEVER EVER say "I would never", "I wouldn't do that", etc - because I guarentee that you will.
Agreed, Agreed, Agreed!!!!! I would rather it always be the Bethenny/Jill show in NYC and the Tamra/Vicki show in the OC!!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU, TAMRA! It's all I can do to not run up to my television and slap Kelly! GET OVER YOURSELF, Kelly! Bethenny has her pegged. You have Bethenny pegged. Finally somebody gets it!!!!
Yes, yes, yes! You got it right once again this week Tamra. Kelly seems so self-centered and man-focused. Bethenny knows something about Kelly that Jill has yet to have an opportunity to fully see. Jill did not invite Ramona to the Zang Toi party as a payback because last season Ramona did not invite her to her party.
Yes, yes, yes! You got it right once again this week Tamra. Kelly seems so self-centered and man-focused. Bethenny knows something about Kelly that Jill has yet to have an opportunity to fully see. Jill did not invite Ramona to the Zang Toi party as a payback because last season Ramona did not invite her to her party.
amazing recap as always, tammy! So right about Bethenny and Kelly...ugh I cannot stand Kelly..she seriously needs to be off this show...how rude and pretentious is she? I completely agree with everything you said!!!
Well, you got it right this week. Kelly doesn't fit in. She's a bit of a one dimensional has been model. In what alernative universe does she think she counts...As a cub reporter for a tabloid???
Ohh Tamra
I love reading your blogs. I miss your show already. I agree that the lovely Ms. Frankel should have her own show. Her one-liners kill me and I have totally stolen some for my own pleasure. "Holy inappropriatness" is my favorite.
Can't wait for next weeks blog.
Tamra, I love your blog as much as I love the show. I cant wait to log on and read what you write as soon as the show ends!!! Keep in coming Girl. You are so funny!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi! I just want to say that I disagree with you about Kelly. I like her a lot and it's obvious that B is sooo jelouse of Kelly she can't stand it. I like Kelly and I think she was added to the show because how much more can we watch Simon and ramona fight? Go Kelly!
All I can is the OC Housewives are rock stars.....no one can top the OC. I am from Atlanta and did enjoy the show up until the dirt came out about people pretending to owns homes not in their names, wanna be singer, wanna realestate brokers, big papa drama. I hope NE-Ne comes clean with her story what ever it is. Kim good luck on the singing. I hope the other house wife gets a good settlement from her divorce. Lord help Deshaun with some CLASS. Mrs. Snow lost all respect when she had to show the world how much she tithes to Newbirth, how cheesy girl, yeah your husband got money...but that was SOOOO CHEESY. Get we get the OC please. Ny so disrespect but damn,I rather watch the girls from ATL than you guys. I guess and his have their own show going on, in their own minds!!!1 Ny is so boring...Where is the BIG APPLE??? I
THanks Tamra I couldn't have said it better.... Love your take on the show, it was like you were in my head...LMAO Love it, you made my night.
Girl, LLLLLOVE your recaps. You are right on!!! On another note, BE NICE TO GRETCHEN! You are SO downright mean to her. No one human should pick on another human that much!
Emily
tamRA~
you hit the nail on the head about kelly. i've been extra courious to see how a person that really can't seem to get out a decent sentance writes "for articles" as she says.
can't wait for next weeks episode when B does her thang.
Tamra...you are so right on....this is the first time i have read your blog and i will now be a fan!!! I want to add also that i do not usually comment...but Kelly is such a BIACH....i just hate her. Keep telling it like you see it!
I don't know how Tamra can say the Countess thing is overplayed when Luann is the one who puts so much emphasis on it.
Can't believe that I'm actually going to say this but I agree with your assessment of this week's show.
I liked that B called out Kelly on her BS. I wish she'd stop that damn name dropping. We get it, she knows people.
I think she's boring and Bravo should have left well enough alone.
Good blog, Tamra!
Tamra!!!!! great to hear from you- you are also a VERY funny woman. I agree with everything you said. I normally enjoy WATCHING the shows, not commenting BUT tonight was just ridiculous----- Kelly - shouldn't be here- see Bethenny blog from today - I didn't know where to sound off. I feel her publicist just HAD to get her on the show. AND I feel that B needs to put her off the show- no recap- no nothing, erase her like the original Darren from Bewitched- really...vacant, silly dressed, not even well-dressed Barbie- er eh Kelly ----- I'm glad you all ( You Simon and B hung out) I think THAT should be AN episode- not a season......just saying---- too much sun for the NY-ers = bad ..... You are funny- and my kind of thinker Thanks for your thoughts Maureen
Very good post! I agree. Bethenny is not jealous of disgusting Kelly...she is honest. I think Kelly has the levels wrong next week...Bethenny is WAYYYY up high and Kelly is in the gutter
Tamara, you are too funny this week. A model who does not like trying on clothes, a journalist who cannot speak clearly and a private person on a reality show? I agree with you, what is up with Kelly. I wish she would leave the show.
Yea, I'm the first comment, what a treat! I love the way you see things Tamra, you really make me miss OC! i may not have left had I known you! But anyway...I have to agree with EVERYTHING you said...I'm sorry, is my nose brown...LOL I cant help it, I run to the computer after every show just to read your blog, I think you hit the nail on the head everytime and who cares if you spell some words wrong, you are allowed, you are fabulous!
Tamra- I have to tell you that you're giving Bethenny a run for her money in the blog world. I laughed out loud reading your blog this week. I smell a competition. I had no idea you were so funny. As for sarcasm...keep it coming!
I totally agree with Tamra's take on Kelly, she obviously has a private agenda. Maybe it is that she is a has been and is looking to be rediscovered. Personally her face has serious issues, she looks like a burn victim that someone beat up.
OMG You hit the nail on the head with the horse comment. Every time I see that thing, my mind wanders. It's nice to NOT be alone ....
Wow Tamra, I actually agree with you on Kelly's private antics. She does come off weird. Hmm, just like you w/ Gretchen...Odd
Sincerely,
Not your fan
hey tamra, thank you for the great blog...i miss yall so much!! you are spot on with everything. i just hope the cast reads your blog each week, it might help them to be better people. and i was just wondering what you thought of simon blogging on this site. since he is NOT a housewife, i would love to hear your opinion on the subject. keep up the good work. kathy :)
Im so glad your friends with Bethenny! I love her! Does this mean you're going to get her wasted at one of your dinner parties?
You're fab!
EM
Tamra, Love your take on the show. Very direct and to the point. I agree.... What the heck is Kelly doing on this show and for God's sake, can't someone tell her to do something with her hair? It looks like straw. Can't wait to see what you have to say after next week's episode!!!
I just have to say I think you're funny and crazy which is a great combo. I think you and Bethenney would be great friends. You both tell it like it is and thats a really great quality in a person I think.





OMG Tamra!!! you are soooo freakin funny!! i was reading your blog as i was watching the episode and it was great to hear your comments on it. I totally agree with it. you are too funny and i can't wait to see what you think of next weeks episode as well as see you when your show is back up. :) Keep up the GREAT blog!
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