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I'm not feeling this week's show AT ALL, not even sure I can find something to say about it. Maybe it's because I'm on Housewife overload from the A-List Awards. Either way, this episode was like trying to watch TV on codeine. They should have been filming the Housewives on their down time during the A-List Awards. Now that was some funny shit. As I looked around at all these ladies and listened to them talk, drink, and throw their own cast members under the Bravo bus, I finally had an AH-HA moment. I must be totally F'd up. What have I done to myself? I use to be a stay-at-home mom with 4 kids wearing sweats and a ponytail. Now I am a tan, false eyelash wearing, middle aged bimbo on a TV show? Have I sold my soul to the devil? I think I need therapy or housewife detox.

Of all the Housewives I would have to say that Kim was the biggest character. She was constantly followed by a 300 lb body guard as if she was a star on a non-cable network. She swore like a truck driver, drank like a fish and smoked as if it was her only oxygen. Despite all that, she was nice to me and makes for good TV.

NeNe was a close second with her larger than life attitude. But overall she was very nice and her husband Greg seems to love her very much. She let all of us know that the Atlanta show put the franchise on the map.

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79 Comments
09/14/2009 - 10:35pm
KB'83

I love you! you are one of my favorite housewives because of how blunt and real you are. I have to say though, THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA DID PUT THE FRANCHISE ON THE MAP! keep doing what you do. love you.

05/28/2009 - 1:47pm
Lauren B.

I LOVE YOU! YOU'RE THE BEST. You're witty, brutally honest, edgy, INTELLIGENT, and all around the best housewife of ALL Housewife shows. You are right on the money and you call it like it is. Reading your blogs is such a breath of fresh air. THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU!

05/14/2009 - 12:21am
JoAnn

Tamra,
I think you are the best. I am writing from the IceBox of the Nation in northern Minnesota. I love watching your show. I think your dress for 420.00 was great but in my world it still would not be affordable. But living up hear in northern Minnesota I would not have need for one, but who knows someday I might! Keep up the great work on the show and don.t let anyone bully you.

04/30/2009 - 2:27pm
Lizz

Boy aren't you the popular girl! ;o) I have to say last season did sour my stomach a bit. It seemed that Gretchen stirred up a lot of drama with everyone (& she may have some fans that want to get into her pants, but the majority of us agree that she if very fake and irritating to watch at all). Though I did not agree with all of your on camera comments I know had I been there and had a few cocktails in me I would have joined you full force in your digs of some of the other girls, and regreted it upon sobering up. I hope you go back to the way you were as you joined the RHOC cast; just be you- funny, fun and beauitful. As a mother of 6 children (Ages from 23 to 2) I can appreciate the pride you have in yourself. I am fortunate to have gained my teenage figure back each time with out the aid of a gym (for those who are already saying crap that is 5'4" and 115 lbs), but let's face it though there are others out there that look great too, we are not amoung the mass post baby population. So DON'T let anyones comments about your self-pride do anything but go right over your head. You look awesome and deserve your props!!!
Can't bring myself to watch the other Real Housewives shows, so I can't wait till the OC wives allow us back in their lives again.

04/22/2009 - 12:41am
Jan

I cannot believe how many people actually LOVE YOU... I find you one of the most arrogant, ignorant people in the entire cast. You actually have the nerve to call other people "low class" when you openly fondle your husband's penis. How classy is that??? You refer to yourself as the "hottest housewife"...you're the mom of four and trust me there's a lot hotter women than you in CAlifornia....

04/19/2009 - 1:12am
cindy

You go girl with your honest self, and what a great sence of humor. It was good to see, and hear that you hit the nail on the head about gretchen.She had a small article written about her and Slade in local gossip magazine ( Is it love or money ) shes definetly made a reputation for herself " All by herself " and its not a good one. I was hoping she wasnt going to be in this years show. I cannot even stand looking at her let alone listening to her fony laugh.You looked beautiful at the A-List Awards, keep up the good work!! Whats your new web site all about,cant wait.Oh and what do you think of the house wifes of NJ they look pretty good, I guess we will see for our selfs soon. Anyway cant wait for the season to start.GOT NOTHING BUT LOVE FA YA BABY!!

04/17/2009 - 9:03am
Sandie

Tamra,
I can relate to the "lashes, tan, etc." comment. I was just wondering because of my own experience..do you ever just get tired of being "on" all the time? I know that I do, and was just wondering if it was just me, or if other women get as tired as I do of all the primping sometimes.

04/16/2009 - 7:53pm
Viewer

I didnt really care for you last season; but since you admitted to needing Housewife rehab, I love you again!

04/16/2009 - 5:39pm
OC's the Best

Tamra - you are hands down the best HW - on either coast and anywhere in between! I love your sense of humor and "say it like it is" attitude. I can't wait for the next seaon of RHOC!

04/16/2009 - 1:34pm
Funny Girl

Tamara, you are really funny. Love to read your blogs. I totally get you. I think very much the same, and love to call it as I see it. Keep us laughing. You're the only one who has the balls to let it out, and it's all true! I'd love to have lunch with, I'm even more sarcastic than you, so it would be a riot! Love you!

04/15/2009 - 9:28pm
Rosario

Tamra,
Was Bret Michael's really at the A-list awards are was that just some actor with a random skank giving him a lap dance?

04/15/2009 - 11:07am
Bapril

I absolutely love you and can't wait to read your blogs about The Real Housewives of New Jersey! Those broads have me counting down the days until the show airs. And, I've been calling my tits "bubbies" ever since the preview. God help me.

04/14/2009 - 3:57pm
Viewer

"Cleopatra - Queen of Denial"...THAT..is hysterical. While I admit you really turned me off with the whole "naked drunk" episode at your so-called "etiquette" party, you definitely fire off a few good one-liners. No wonder you get along so well with Bethenney & Ramona...they're smart, sharp tongued and quick on the draw...you can definitely learn a lot from them...including maybe some class.

04/14/2009 - 1:53am
Mariel

Tamra,
You are GREAT!! You are just like me and I love you! I think you are a great woman and mother, and you are THE hottest housewife for sure! Keep up the greatness.

04/13/2009 - 7:25pm
Viewer

Jlo to hell no...too funny.

04/13/2009 - 7:09pm
Dodgermom

Are the "Jersey girls" going to give the "Orange" and "Apple" girls a run for their money? The preview show was "delicious!" What did you think?

04/13/2009 - 5:44pm
Viewer

Hi Tamra, I'm a stay home mom of twins. I wear sweats and a ponytail. You described my winter wardrobe. Although today it was kinda of a warm day so I stepped it up a bit and wore shorts and a pony tail. I enjoy the Housewive shows. Its my one hour to myself that I can escape. Its just entertainment to me.

04/13/2009 - 3:56pm
L A Viewer

Nene is CRAZY because the O C housewives put the show on the map and made it possible for the other spin offs and the Atlanta housewifes just were plain crazy thats why I never liked you acting crazy over Gretchen. the O C and the N Y housewifes are the much more classy housewifes but the OC housewifes are still my favorite............ see you next season...

04/13/2009 - 3:31pm
Debbie

Nothing I write about Tamra ever gets posted here, very weird Bravo. Be fair, you let all the meanness in Tamra and Vicki come out on your show, and then not posting my blogs about Tamra, I don't get it....

04/13/2009 - 1:24pm
Heather

I have to agree with Celeste that you, Tamra, are by far my favorite housewife!!! Bethenney comes in second!

04/13/2009 - 1:21pm
Viewer

Tamra, I absolutely love you and I think you are hysterical, but only a Housewife can say that a $420.00 dress is "very affordable"!

04/13/2009 - 12:03pm
Viewer

Your blog made me lol. I saw the preview for HNJ and I cant wait, looks good!

04/13/2009 - 8:12am
Coleen

Tamra,
I appreciate your honesty, about self and others. OC Housewives are the best!!

04/12/2009 - 8:58pm
Viewer

Why don't you go back to your sweatpants and ponytail? And what's going to be on your website? Things you want to sell me? I don't think so.

04/12/2009 - 4:56pm
Rainbow.

Tamera,
Can't wait for you to blog,,, NJW house wives>. They are one big mess loud-mouth no CLASS what-so-ever. I dont think I will be watching them.

04/11/2009 - 6:15pm
Jeana Fan

Tamara, you're sweet. And hilarious! Although I hate to say it, I disagree with you about the Gretchen situation. I know personally it affected you, but grudges are far too heavy to lift...live and let live. Gretchen apparently didn't get enough love as a child, put it behind you.

I lived in Southern California for three years. I'm originally from New England. The standards of living in Orange County (and San Diego County, where I lived) are far different from what I grew up with...and I couldn't adjust. Apparently you did...and the girls in NY live a lifestyle that's closest to the one I prefer. I'm glad that you are open to the fact that the SoCal lifestyle doesn't fit everyone. :)

You'd better be on Real Housewives for a third season! You're awesome!

04/10/2009 - 8:04pm
karen

OMG...you are like a redneck in Gucci, and I freakin' love it.

04/10/2009 - 7:17pm
Viewer

I wish a $420.00 dress was affordable to me....

04/10/2009 - 4:27pm
LA Viewer

$420 dresses are not affordable for me or most people. Granted, it's not the $30k dress that Jill likes but still!

04/10/2009 - 3:41pm
T Rock

Tamra - I just love you so much. I crack me up!! Keep it coming!

04/10/2009 - 2:39pm
Viewer

Tamara,

I always love your blogs. You are so funny and right on the mark. Gretchen and Kelly seem to be two peas in a pod; I can't decide who is more swallow & self absorbed.

04/10/2009 - 2:24pm
CallMiss B n ask WHY

Why why why did Miss B imply that it may not of been a "accident" by Laurie??? Doesn't She realize what shes done?? By that implication she released the Crazed Pit Bulls on Laurie.- Laurie, George and the kids are gonna have to go into hiding, or go underground, or even go into the witness protection program.{lol} They want to rip her up. Run Laurie Run.

04/10/2009 - 11:23am
Vegas Vixen

Tamra, Why why why did Miss B imply something like that in her blog? Just the implication that it may not of been a "accident" was very irresponsible on her part. She has no idea what she started by that. Poor Laurie is going to be ripped apart by the "Looney" Pit Bulls. You of all people know what she is in for. Maybe Laurie, George and the kids should go into hiding.{lol} Any who loved your blog, but felt you left out a lot.?? Maybe next time.

04/10/2009 - 10:16am
FanFare

Hello Tamra,

I think you are just adorable and your blog is always fun to read. I have to admit that I watched very little of OC. Therefore, I didn't understand your negativity toward Gretch the Wretch. However, as a blogger for NYC, you continue to be hilarious. Keep it going.

This week's ep was silly indeed. It actually dragged on too long and made the entrance of the Simonizer lose its punch. It also didn't help that the man was athletically inept and went for slapstick pratfalls to amuse the spectators. He was a train wreck. That goes to show how far he will go to mug for camera time and be one of the girls...

04/10/2009 - 9:35am
Viewer

I think you are funny and real; Bethenney and Ramona are real too, which is why you probably hit it off with them. I think that Mario has a right to defend himself and that's all the blog was doing. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. It's just TV people - not famine, world war or poverty. Let's keep it LITE

04/09/2009 - 11:24pm
Viewer

You were mean and nasty on the show FYI......

04/09/2009 - 10:31pm
Viewer

$420 for a dress is "affordable"?
A person making $7.33 an hour brings home $200 a week.
Nobody is going to spend half a month's salary for a
dress.

04/09/2009 - 10:01pm
Jessica

you are frickin hilarious! i love it!

04/09/2009 - 8:17pm
DJ

"Charity events: Enough already!"

Really????

04/09/2009 - 6:08pm
Viewer

Tamra, you are hiarious!! Of course most of this is edited for TV....do they think we are that stupid? You are right on about Gretchen too......although she is a hoot...... nobody who REALLY cares about someone they are in a rl=elationship with would ever think of doing one-tenth of what she's done

04/09/2009 - 4:55pm
Celeste

Tamra - you are by far my favorite of all the housewives on any of the shows - you tell it like it is and I think you are fantastic - can't wait until you are back on tv.

04/09/2009 - 3:43pm
Viewer

Instead of a housewives detox, why don't you just try being kind. How hard is that?

04/09/2009 - 2:21pm
kaela

Tamara:

Thanks for the review!! I had similar feelings about this week's episode. As you Bethanny is one of my favorites. Disagree with you on Ramona....low key tries to stay out of the drama...nah don't think so. I hope that you don't pretend to play nice with Gretchen. You are two different girls. You are not a bimbo. I would love to see more of the real Tamara...more of you with your kids. You seem like a cool mom.

04/09/2009 - 12:02pm
Jen

You and Bethenney are the best things on Bravo; I wish the two of you and NeNe would get your own damn show and just trade oneliners and priceless observations. Gretchen...wow, she put you in a damn bad position.

04/09/2009 - 10:12am
BostonWife

Hi Tamra,

You really are adorable. I didn't like your treatment of Gretch the wretch on RHOC because I didn't really understand your issues. By contrast, I thought your attitude toward space cadet Lynne was hysterical. Lynne's unfocused, hazy weirdness was greeted with chuckles from you. (She didn't even know if she had a/c in her house!)

As for RHNYC; I've OD'd on this concept. I have no interest in the ladies of Atlanta or NJ. Enough already.

I found that Marry-O and Ramona defeated the Simonator and Jill because their muted reactions took the fun out of the prank. Therefore, the spectators were left watching Simon overreaching all over the court and doing pratfalls on his butt. Watching him embarrass himself is great entertainment. He'll do anything to be the center of attention.

04/09/2009 - 9:27am
Growing Fan!

I could only agree more with your blog this week if you'd mentioned Mario too -- he was a major WHA'?? in this episode. I agree with you about the housewives and their big 'fame' heads.... I mean, really, get over yourselves.

You were by far the best dressed in the red carpet pictures I saw for the A-List awards. Great look!

Keep it up girl, you rock :)

04/09/2009 - 8:53am
Viewer

Affordable at $420?! No recession there I guess!

04/09/2009 - 6:13am
Viewer

I like you much better as a blogger for this show than I do when you are on your own. You are funny and right on in your comments about these ladies. You should consider a career in writing!

04/08/2009 - 10:11pm
Michelle

Tamara,
I'm enjoying reading your blogs and reading between the lines. The real Tamara is showing and she is so awesome. Stay grounded girlfriend. Love the blogs, you have great humor and clever comments. I can see why you and Bethany get along well and enjoy each other.
It must be great to be you and it's nice to see a deserving person so happy and successful in all aspects of your life.
Best!

04/08/2009 - 7:13pm
Viewer

Tamara...your funny and honest...so glad you called Gretchen out...I knew someone had to ..it was soooo obvious she was a phony....stick to OC original bunch...or find another"real housewife" to ad to the show...It's funny and fun to watch!

04/08/2009 - 6:46pm
Viewer

Tamra,

Love your blog and hope the OC gals come back for another season. As far as Atlanta putting the franchise on the map, I don't think so. Who wants to watch that low-class bunch? Anyway, love the OC girls!!

04/08/2009 - 6:38pm
VIRGIE

We obviously live in very different universes if $420 is very affordable to you.

04/08/2009 - 6:12pm
California Cat

I Love it - "Tellin' it like it is!!You are Tooo F'n funny!!!!

04/08/2009 - 5:58pm
Liz

YES! THE TAMARA I LOVE IS BACK!!!!

04/08/2009 - 5:49pm
FanFare

Tamra,

You are adorable. Your assessment of the debacle on NYC was on point. I could watch Simon make an ass of himself all day long. He was ridiculous trying to play tennis but too vain to wear his much needed glasses. He agreed to play to be the center of attention, per usual. I also thought Kelly said "fart fest". That is what she said.
Overall it was a very strange show. Mario got his shorts in a bunch over nothing. Who cares if he's happy. I swear these husbands would be better seen and not heard...

04/08/2009 - 5:45pm
Viewer

Tamra,

I think you are great love the show OC all the way.I can't wait to watch the new shows coming up. Sunny California sounds great.

How is Laura and George?
Are you going to be on the shows? Is Bravo TV still filing the OC girls I hope so.

04/08/2009 - 5:16pm
Emily

Tamra I love you, you have a way of telling it like it is! Perfect summary of the way most these people are.

04/08/2009 - 4:52pm
Tamra's #1 fan

First off YOUR AWESOME! I love your blogs you are always on point and thank you for throwing that whore Gretchen under the bus she deserves it! I've watched you since day 1 and love your personality! I too am very similar! Keep on blogging and being your FABOULOUS self!

04/08/2009 - 4:52pm
Nancy

Tamra,
I think you are great! So sorry for all the drama with Gretchen. She is a fake and a phoney. I like you and can't imagine what it is like to be on a reality show. Try to keep it real. You are a good person and I look froward to seeing you next season after all the lessons yoy probably learned this season.
Nancy

04/08/2009 - 4:34pm
Cali Viewer

I am liking you more and more . . . "Blue's Clues got it on with Liberace" – hysterical! I’m so glad your fav’s are Ramona and Bethenny. The no BS girls have to stick together!

04/08/2009 - 4:13pm
Nicole

Love it! All of it!

04/08/2009 - 4:10pm
Viewer

I love your blog, it's as entertaining as the show itself! I log into this site every week to read what you and Bethanny wrote, keep them coming Tamra!

PLEASE PLEASE blog about the Housewives of New Jersey as well, I would love to hear your thoughts about the show. I'm not sure what to make of them yet. They are the least attractive group of housewives. I do not know their personalities, maybe they will have some entertaining characters like NeNe or Kim but I'm not feeling them just yet.

Glad your not making nice with Gretchen, she's a pretty girl but it seems like she is like a shit cake with fancy icing. The whole Slade affair seems shady. Can't wait for the new OC season to hear the full story.

I registered at your website :)

xoxo

04/08/2009 - 3:55pm
Viewer

Once again, love your blog, hilarious!! I will start watching the Housewives of OC and only b/c of you!

04/08/2009 - 3:54pm
Sara

That was the funniest F'in blog I have ever read Tamra~!! I was laughing so hard at Simon on the court too! Still makes me laugh when I think about it! Sorry Simon but that was off the charts :)

04/08/2009 - 3:51pm
Viewer

i love your honesty! you're my fave..

04/08/2009 - 3:49pm
Katie

Tamra your wit is so refreshing..."as though they were J-Lo instead of Hell-No." It has been a long day, but you made me laugh out loud!

04/08/2009 - 3:45pm
Katie

Some were traveling with their personal hair stylist, makeup artist, and assistants as though they were J-Lo instead of Hell-No.

04/08/2009 - 3:36pm
Viewer

Love it, love it. Sooo glad to hear you are not friendly with Gretchen at all!

04/08/2009 - 3:36pm
Viewer

i love this post. tamra u ROCK! i wish u could have told more juice about the behind the scene A-list awards about Atlanta girls-their show is entertaining because they TRY so hard to be somebody. the city of ATL sucks ass.

04/08/2009 - 3:28pm
Viewer

I can't believe you had nothing to say about Ramona and her over the hill tennis player of a husband's stupid rantings about Simon as the tennis partner...you are slipping girl!!! Ramona and Mario need to get a humour pill quick. Otherwise you are right on!! Can't wait for the OC to come back.

04/08/2009 - 3:18pm
rebecca

Your great! My favorite housewife of the O.C. But i do not understand your devotion to Bethenny. She is a backstabber and user! Anyway I know you know ppl, because you caught on to Gretchen from the get go. Maybe you will see Bethenny for the step on peoples toes to get ahead person that she is.

04/08/2009 - 3:06pm
Peg

Tamra,
Once more you have provided us with a spot on blog! Please consider blogging on the New Jersey Housewives!
They make the worst behaviors look like all others attended Charm School and graduated with Honors! Oh the delicious horror of it all! Maybe Kim and the Hotlanta gals will drop by Jersey! Hilarious! Looking forward to your website. Loving the "airbrushing" of Gretchen! LOL!

04/08/2009 - 2:40pm
Becky

Tamra, I just wanted to thank you for being so kind to me at The A-List Award show. I was able to get a picture taken with Simon before the show. He's great and such a handsome man! I caught up with you after the show. I'll admit, I was a little intimidated to approach you, but you couldn't have been nicer to me. I didn't like the first picture we took because I blinked and you were so gracious to take a second picture with me. I LOVED the second picture. You were being silly and acted like you were clawing me! You looked absolutely stunning that night! Thanks for making a great night even better!

04/08/2009 - 2:31pm
Miss C

Housewife detox...lol, That's what my Husband says I need.I have watched TRHWOOC since season one and I was pulled in and now I watch all the damn housewife shows. Bravo will have to pay for my detox. I will send them my bill-{NOT}. I enjoy them to much. I "LMAO" while watching them and then again after reading the blogs. Your blog is always so entertaining and Your Humor is off the charts. P.S You looked beautiful in the A-list award pictures that dress was amazing.

04/08/2009 - 2:29pm
Right On!

So Right on! LuLu Needs To Get CLUE-U!!! You looked amazing by the way! :)

04/08/2009 - 2:19pm
Stacy

Tamra~~~

You are by far my FAVORITE housewife! You are sassy, funny, beautiful and have a wonderful personality. This is TV you are on and we love to watch the DRAMA!! I thinnk that anything you said and did this season you should not feel bad about. Im 30 years old and would never and could never date a man older then 40 years old! You said the things that everyone at home was thinking...
Thanks for making great tv... I do miss Lauri!

04/08/2009 - 2:17pm
LaughingOutLoud

I thought Kelly said fart fest too!!!!! I didn't think anything about it considering her mental state - I thought it was actually highly probable with the two of them. Their IQ scores would probably be within the normal range only if they were combined.

04/08/2009 - 2:13pm
Rosalind..

You are just great! This was the most entertaining blog so far this season. Please keep them coming, I would love to hear your comments on the Housewives of New Jersey.
There's a group that make Kim and NeEe look like angels.

04/08/2009 - 2:11pm
Viewer

Oh Lordy,
PLEASE tell me you are not a Rudemona fan!!!
Not sure what I thought about your blog this week. Kind of feel like "eh?"

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