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Tamra Barney

Housewife Detox

Tamra's on OC, NYC, and Atlanta overload after Bravo's A-List Awards!

April 8, 2009

I'm not feeling this week's show AT ALL, not even sure I can find something to say about it. Maybe it's because I'm on Housewife overload from the A-List Awards. Either way, this episode was like trying to watch TV on codeine. They should have been filming the Housewives on their down time during the A-List Awards. Now that was some funny shit. As I looked around at all these ladies and listened to them talk, drink, and throw their own cast members under the Bravo bus, I finally had an AH-HA moment. I must be totally F'd up. What have I done to myself? I use to be a stay-at-home mom with 4 kids wearing sweats and a ponytail. Now I am a tan, false eyelash wearing, middle aged bimbo on a TV show? Have I sold my soul to the devil? I think I need therapy or housewife detox.

Of all the Housewives I would have to say that Kim was the biggest character. She was constantly followed by a 300 lb body guard as if she was a star on a non-cable network. She swore like a truck driver, drank like a fish and smoked as if it was her only oxygen. Despite all that, she was nice to me and makes for good TV.

NeNe was a close second with her larger than life attitude. But overall she was very nice and her husband Greg seems to love her very much. She let all of us know that the Atlanta show put the franchise on the map.

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79 Comments

I love you! you are one of my favorite housewives because of how blunt and real you are. I have to say though, THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA DID PUT THE FRANCHISE ON THE MAP! keep doing what you do. love you.

I LOVE YOU! YOU'RE THE BEST. You're witty, brutally honest, edgy, INTELLIGENT, and all around the best housewife of ALL Housewife shows. You are right on the money and you call it like it is. Reading your blogs is such a breath of fresh air. THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU!

Tamra,
I think you are the best. I am writing from the IceBox of the Nation in northern Minnesota. I love watching your show. I think your dress for 420.00 was great but in my world it still would not be affordable. But living up hear in northern Minnesota I would not have need for one, but who knows someday I might! Keep up the great work on the show and don.t let anyone bully you.

Boy aren't you the popular girl! ;o) I have to say last season did sour my stomach a bit. It seemed that Gretchen stirred up a lot of drama with everyone (& she may have some fans that want to get into her pants, but the majority of us agree that she if very fake and irritating to watch at all). Though I did not agree with all of your on camera comments I know had I been there and had a few cocktails in me I would have joined you full force in your digs of some of the other girls, and regreted it upon sobering up. I hope you go back to the way you were as you joined the RHOC cast; just be you- funny, fun and beauitful. As a mother of 6 children (Ages from 23 to 2) I can appreciate the pride you have in yourself. I am fortunate to have gained my teenage figure back each time with out the aid of a gym (for those who are already saying crap that is 5'4" and 115 lbs), but let's face it though there are others out there that look great too, we are not amoung the mass post baby population. So DON'T let anyones comments about your self-pride do anything but go right over your head. You look awesome and deserve your props!!!
Can't bring myself to watch the other Real Housewives shows, so I can't wait till the OC wives allow us back in their lives again.

I cannot believe how many people actually LOVE YOU... I find you one of the most arrogant, ignorant people in the entire cast. You actually have the nerve to call other people "low class" when you openly fondle your husband's penis. How classy is that??? You refer to yourself as the "hottest housewife"...you're the mom of four and trust me there's a lot hotter women than you in CAlifornia....

You go girl with your honest self, and what a great sence of humor. It was good to see, and hear that you hit the nail on the head about gretchen.She had a small article written about her and Slade in local gossip magazine ( Is it love or money ) shes definetly made a reputation for herself " All by herself " and its not a good one. I was hoping she wasnt going to be in this years show. I cannot even stand looking at her let alone listening to her fony laugh.You looked beautiful at the A-List Awards, keep up the good work!! Whats your new web site all about,cant wait.Oh and what do you think of the house wifes of NJ they look pretty good, I guess we will see for our selfs soon. Anyway cant wait for the season to start.GOT NOTHING BUT LOVE FA YA BABY!!

Tamra,
I can relate to the "lashes, tan, etc." comment. I was just wondering because of my own experience..do you ever just get tired of being "on" all the time? I know that I do, and was just wondering if it was just me, or if other women get as tired as I do of all the primping sometimes.

I didnt really care for you last season; but since you admitted to needing Housewife rehab, I love you again!

Tamra - you are hands down the best HW - on either coast and anywhere in between! I love your sense of humor and "say it like it is" attitude. I can't wait for the next seaon of RHOC!

Tamara, you are really funny. Love to read your blogs. I totally get you. I think very much the same, and love to call it as I see it. Keep us laughing. You're the only one who has the balls to let it out, and it's all true! I'd love to have lunch with, I'm even more sarcastic than you, so it would be a riot! Love you!

Tamra,
Was Bret Michael's really at the A-list awards are was that just some actor with a random skank giving him a lap dance?

I absolutely love you and can't wait to read your blogs about The Real Housewives of New Jersey! Those broads have me counting down the days until the show airs. And, I've been calling my tits "bubbies" ever since the preview. God help me.

"Cleopatra - Queen of Denial"...THAT..is hysterical. While I admit you really turned me off with the whole "naked drunk" episode at your so-called "etiquette" party, you definitely fire off a few good one-liners. No wonder you get along so well with Bethenney & Ramona...they're smart, sharp tongued and quick on the draw...you can definitely learn a lot from them...including maybe some class.

Tamra,
You are GREAT!! You are just like me and I love you! I think you are a great woman and mother, and you are THE hottest housewife for sure! Keep up the greatness.

Jlo to hell no...too funny.

Are the "Jersey girls" going to give the "Orange" and "Apple" girls a run for their money? The preview show was "delicious!" What did you think?

Hi Tamra, I'm a stay home mom of twins. I wear sweats and a ponytail. You described my winter wardrobe. Although today it was kinda of a warm day so I stepped it up a bit and wore shorts and a pony tail. I enjoy the Housewive shows. Its my one hour to myself that I can escape. Its just entertainment to me.

Nene is CRAZY because the O C housewives put the show on the map and made it possible for the other spin offs and the Atlanta housewifes just were plain crazy thats why I never liked you acting crazy over Gretchen. the O C and the N Y housewifes are the much more classy housewifes but the OC housewifes are still my favorite............ see you next season...

Nothing I write about Tamra ever gets posted here, very weird Bravo. Be fair, you let all the meanness in Tamra and Vicki come out on your show, and then not posting my blogs about Tamra, I don't get it....

I have to agree with Celeste that you, Tamra, are by far my favorite housewife!!! Bethenney comes in second!

Tamra, I absolutely love you and I think you are hysterical, but only a Housewife can say that a $420.00 dress is "very affordable"!

Your blog made me lol. I saw the preview for HNJ and I cant wait, looks good!

Tamra,
I appreciate your honesty, about self and others. OC Housewives are the best!!

Why don't you go back to your sweatpants and ponytail? And what's going to be on your website? Things you want to sell me? I don't think so.

Tamera,
Can't wait for you to blog,,, NJW house wives>. They are one big mess loud-mouth no CLASS what-so-ever. I dont think I will be watching them.

Tamara, you're sweet. And hilarious! Although I hate to say it, I disagree with you about the Gretchen situation. I know personally it affected you, but grudges are far too heavy to lift...live and let live. Gretchen apparently didn't get enough love as a child, put it behind you.

I lived in Southern California for three years. I'm originally from New England. The standards of living in Orange County (and San Diego County, where I lived) are far different from what I grew up with...and I couldn't adjust. Apparently you did...and the girls in NY live a lifestyle that's closest to the one I prefer. I'm glad that you are open to the fact that the SoCal lifestyle doesn't fit everyone. :)

You'd better be on Real Housewives for a third season! You're awesome!

OMG...you are like a redneck in Gucci, and I freakin' love it.

I wish a $420.00 dress was affordable to me....

$420 dresses are not affordable for me or most people. Granted, it's not the $30k dress that Jill likes but still!

Tamra - I just love you so much. I crack me up!! Keep it coming!

Tamara,

I always love your blogs. You are so funny and right on the mark. Gretchen and Kelly seem to be two peas in a pod; I can't decide who is more swallow & self absorbed.

Why why why did Miss B imply that it may not of been a "accident" by Laurie??? Doesn't She realize what shes done?? By that implication she released the Crazed Pit Bulls on Laurie.- Laurie, George and the kids are gonna have to go into hiding, or go underground, or even go into the witness protection program.{lol} They want to rip her up. Run Laurie Run.

Tamra, Why why why did Miss B imply something like that in her blog? Just the implication that it may not of been a "accident" was very irresponsible on her part. She has no idea what she started by that. Poor Laurie is going to be ripped apart by the "Looney" Pit Bulls. You of all people know what she is in for. Maybe Laurie, George and the kids should go into hiding.{lol} Any who loved your blog, but felt you left out a lot.?? Maybe next time.

Hello Tamra,

I think you are just adorable and your blog is always fun to read. I have to admit that I watched very little of OC. Therefore, I didn't understand your negativity toward Gretch the Wretch. However, as a blogger for NYC, you continue to be hilarious. Keep it going.

This week's ep was silly indeed. It actually dragged on too long and made the entrance of the Simonizer lose its punch. It also didn't help that the man was athletically inept and went for slapstick pratfalls to amuse the spectators. He was a train wreck. That goes to show how far he will go to mug for camera time and be one of the girls...

I think you are funny and real; Bethenney and Ramona are real too, which is why you probably hit it off with them. I think that Mario has a right to defend himself and that's all the blog was doing. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. It's just TV people - not famine, world war or poverty. Let's keep it LITE

You were mean and nasty on the show FYI......

$420 for a dress is "affordable"?
A person making $7.33 an hour brings home $200 a week.
Nobody is going to spend half a month's salary for a
dress.

you are frickin hilarious! i love it!

"Charity events: Enough already!"

Really????

Tamra, you are hiarious!! Of course most of this is edited for TV....do they think we are that stupid? You are right on about Gretchen too......although she is a hoot...... nobody who REALLY cares about someone they are in a rl=elationship with would ever think of doing one-tenth of what she's done

Tamra - you are by far my favorite of all the housewives on any of the shows - you tell it like it is and I think you are fantastic - can't wait until you are back on tv.

Instead of a housewives detox, why don't you just try being kind. How hard is that?

Tamara:

Thanks for the review!! I had similar feelings about this week's episode. As you Bethanny is one of my favorites. Disagree with you on Ramona....low key tries to stay out of the drama...nah don't think so. I hope that you don't pretend to play nice with Gretchen. You are two different girls. You are not a bimbo. I would love to see more of the real Tamara...more of you with your kids. You seem like a cool mom.

You and Bethenney are the best things on Bravo; I wish the two of you and NeNe would get your own damn show and just trade oneliners and priceless observations. Gretchen...wow, she put you in a damn bad position.

Hi Tamra,

You really are adorable. I didn't like your treatment of Gretch the wretch on RHOC because I didn't really understand your issues. By contrast, I thought your attitude toward space cadet Lynne was hysterical. Lynne's unfocused, hazy weirdness was greeted with chuckles from you. (She didn't even know if she had a/c in her house!)

As for RHNYC; I've OD'd on this concept. I have no interest in the ladies of Atlanta or NJ. Enough already.

I found that Marry-O and Ramona defeated the Simonator and Jill because their muted reactions took the fun out of the prank. Therefore, the spectators were left watching Simon overreaching all over the court and doing pratfalls on his butt. Watching him embarrass himself is great entertainment. He'll do anything to be the center of attention.

I could only agree more with your blog this week if you'd mentioned Mario too -- he was a major WHA'?? in this episode. I agree with you about the housewives and their big 'fame' heads.... I mean, really, get over yourselves.

You were by far the best dressed in the red carpet pictures I saw for the A-List awards. Great look!

Keep it up girl, you rock :)

Affordable at $420?! No recession there I guess!

I like you much better as a blogger for this show than I do when you are on your own. You are funny and right on in your comments about these ladies. You should consider a career in writing!

Tamara,
I'm enjoying reading your blogs and reading between the lines. The real Tamara is showing and she is so awesome. Stay grounded girlfriend. Love the blogs, you have great humor and clever comments. I can see why you and Bethany get along well and enjoy each other.
It must be great to be you and it's nice to see a deserving person so happy and successful in all aspects of your life.
Best!

Tamara...your funny and honest...so glad you called Gretchen out...I knew someone had to ..it was soooo obvious she was a phony....stick to OC original bunch...or find another"real housewife" to ad to the show...It's funny and fun to watch!

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