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Teresa Giudice

Is That Better, Bitch?

Teresa talks "Crazy Eyes" Ramona, sex-obsessed Sonja, and the "I Married an Old Dude" club meeting!

April 23, 2010

 

Hello Honey, or should I say bitch? Is that better, bitch?

This was the best episode ever because it showed sneak peeks of New Jersey’s second season! I got to preview our first full episode last night, and it is FABULOUS! You will love-love-love our season!

But of course, we love our New York girls too, right? Even if they all need medication…

First, someone please get Ginger some freakin’ medicine. That dog pooping everywhere was gross. Like the grossest thing I’ve ever seen. Like so gross it made me wish I could see Bethenny on the toilet again…

For all their bitching about Bethenny talking behind their backs, I have to say, I was disappointed to see LuAnn and Kelly doing exactly that about Ramona. LuAnn bragged that “Crazy Eyes” was the nickname she invented, and Kelly said Ramona was bipolar. I don’t feel sorry for any of them anymore. They all talk behind each other’s backs like it’s an Olympic sport. Gold medals all around!

Does anyone else feel like Sonja is trying too hard? She seems like a stalker that convinced producers to let her on the show. She even admitted she was “obsessed” with Kelly and Max. I got the feeling that Sonja had sex with Max just because she had watched Max and Kelly date last season. Um, gross. Something about her is just too desperate. I don’t know, I haven’t put my finger on it yet…

 

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Look Teresa, I love you. Your my favorite. But... for real??? Your gonna point fingers about talking behind someones back? You not only talk about Danielle behind her back, you and Carolyn encourage others to do the same at that benefit dinner Caro had. Now THAT was hard to watch. I think the look on Dinas face echoed what all of America was feeling about that unfortunate display. What is the purpose in bringing her down even more than she has done herself? It was ugly and it painted you in an ugly light. You seem so sweet and family oriented, but at that table, with Carolyn, you two were alomost drooling. From what I gather, that really isn't you. You do you and let Danielle continue to dig that hole girl. She'll faze herself out eventually without help from you and Carolyn. Pinky swear!

hey girl can u please give me sum in4 on the jeweled sandals that u were wearing when u had lunch with Jacqueline they were grea t LUV YA MUAH !!!!!!!!!!!!

teresa can you please give me some in4 on the jeweled sandals that u were wearing when u had lunch with jacqueline they were fantastic. Iwould luv 2 have a pair luv ya muahhhhhhhhhhhh u are my fav,,,

(Teresa)

Oh how you make me laugh. You are so quick witted. You and Bethenney should have a comedy hour. Something. TOO cute! I have to agree with you I cant figure it out but something is odd with Sonya. I sure hope this isnt who bravo is replacing Sonya and Jennifer as the new housewives if B leaves. The show will be a snooze fest and ratings going down.

Side note YOU GO GIA! Love Love your fam. Keep making us laugh with just being you.

terasa,

i must admit i do like the jerseywifes better than all of
them, carolyn is kinda like me, dont mess wit my family!
danille,no dout needs meds,i wish she knocked on my door
she is pretty bold.nothin she does surprizes me at all
she wants to be exceped soooooooo badly.and yet continues
to act like a fool.she realy needs to move on with other
friends,if she has any.jackie i have alot of repect 4 shes
sticking up 4 her friend thats all leave her alone!!

New Jersey hands down is the best! I would die laughing if Caroline or Teresa could have a face-to-face Vicki. Somebody with some guts needs to put that chick in her place..I'd even give a WOOO WOOO!

Teresa, I love the way you tell it like it is. You are my favorite on the NJ show. You remind me of a poor Ohio housewife like me. It must be the name.

Teresa

im glad to see there are other crazy italian girls in this world not all in my family i cant wait to see what you bring us this time around .. stay simple you are crazy great!

Teresa, I swear you are the best, of all the housewives you are my favorite!!! You are dead-on with everything and yiu really call it like you see it, I LOVE THAT about you. Can't wait until May 3rd,NJ Housewives!!!

Tersea!!!!
You are honestly my favorite housewife. and new jersey housewives are my Favorite. me and my sister can not wait for your season. :) I think your kids are gorgeous. and your a great mom. The way you talk, reminds me of my grandmother..but i dont remenber if u talk with your hands. like my grandma and me. go italians. is your family from sicly?

LOL Teresa with the drive by with the kids in the car comment! So excited for the new season. I wish it came on every night, I hate waiting a whole week for a new episode.

am one Texas girlthat loves the way you put things ! Keep IT up your great!

Teresa,

YOU ARE THE BOMB. I am SO ready for the NY Housewives to be over and done with so I can focus all of my attention on the NJ gals. I saw you on Live with Regis and Kelly the other morning and I must say you look FABULOUS...and I love your bangs. I'm so excited to watch the Season 2 Premiere in a few days. Ciao!

Teresa, girlfriend, ease up, you sound like a major hater! And you better watch it, these bravo fans are fickle, you see how they turned on LuAnn and Jill--I predict they'll turn on the Jersey mean girls next!!

Teresa: Of all the housewives you're my favorite! Watching you makes me feel all warm and fuzzy because I just know you're going to say something hilarious, love the honesty. Plus, from one wife and mother to another you win major points for always having your kids and the love between you and you're hubby seems super genuine. You are truly blessed. Can't wait to watch the new season!!!!

Teresa- You are SOOOO my favorite! I hate all the houswives shows except the Jersey girls and NO I'm not from Jersey- but a Southern Belle. We should have a Southern Belle show! I think they'd get along more with the NJ girls than the others. We're a bit clanish in the south and certainly have our extended families backs. But I love you guys- Not Dina and Danielle so much but certainely the rest.

Teresa- Your opinions of all the other housewives are 100% correct. All the New York (except Bethenny) are so caddy. They think way too highly of themselves. Anyway-You're goreous and so are your girls! Can't wait for the new season to start!

Teresa,
I can't wait until NJ begins. I have seen some of the sneak peaks on commercials and I also saw some on Regis & Kelly and Hoda & Kathy Lee. You ladies are going to be the #1 "Housewives" again. I did not know that when you can sauce you it can't be that time of the month or the sauce is spoiled. You learn something everyday.
And by the way. Congrats to you and Jacqueline with your new babies and all of you are looking great!!

Couldn't have said it better myself dear!!
Jersey is the favorite.. do you flip any tables this season? :)
HOPE SO!

I have to say....you crack me up. You may come across as a little dumb but I live in RI and know hundreds of smart real woman like you. I understand your thought process and think it is just so refreshing. I guess thats how us North East girls Roll. LOL! By the way I am an Irish girl but was with an Italian guy for a long time so I definitely understand the allure of the Italian culture, I fell in love.... Cant wait to see the new season of RHWNJ. Best to you and your Beautiful Family

Teresa, I think you are fantastic. You are by far my favorite housewife on New Jersey and I cannot wailt for you New Jeresey Girls to come back on!!! I agree with just about every comment you had to make about the New York girls by the way!

Teresa-
I CANNOT wait until Monday to see your show. Being Sicilian, you crack me up when you say skieve. Anyway, auguri to your new season and to your growing family.

I love the NJ Housewives. I grew up in a huge Italian Family. Ah, those were the days. Forgetaboutit...

yes teresa, i think it was in the first season when we found out about bethennys past. a big thing the first season was that she was called "the runaway bride" because she was engaged twice.

Teresa,

You are so funny, I love reading what you have to say about the NYC Housewives during each episode. I totally agree with all your blogs. Congradulations on your new bundle of joy, another beautiful daughter. I can not wait to watch the next season of The Housewives of New Jersey. BTW I love the furniture you brought to decorate your new home, espeacially the sofa! You have good taste,girl!!

Teresa, you are a HOOT, and your daughters are just darling~I think we would have fun together if we were neighbors~Can't wait for Monday night~Actually I have you on Direct TV's on demand.

I love the show. The N.Y.Housewives is getting old w/ all of their bickering. Grow up Girls. Life is too short to worry about the things that set you all off. Get on w/it. Glad its over. Lookig forward to the NY Housewives.

Theresa, I really enjoy your blog and the RHONJ. But, I have to call you out for being so critical! Aren't you bff's with two sisters, who are married to two brothers? And, you don't find that gross?

My favorite Jersey girl!! Your observations are right on as usual!! Looking foward to the new season!

TERESA, I JUST LOVE YOUR COMMENTS. SO TRUE. ALSO LOVED THE TABLE FLIPPING. THAT WAS SOMETHING I WOULD OF DONE,

Teresa your insight on your blog is why you are my favorite housewife of all time. I agree on everything you said. Even on the part about luann and kelly talking about Ramona. However, I think that Ramona and Mario need to take a step back and think about all the b.s. that they say before they say it.

Teresa, I laughed until I cried when you flipped the table and went off on the PROSTITUTION WHORE!

I really love you and pre-ordered your book on Amazon. Saw you on Leno and you looked great. No need to put down Danielle, however, as without her TRHONJ would be dull.....you all should be thanking her for her drama!

love you Theresa you are FAB!

you are hilarious and always right! can't wait to buy your book next week!

LOL ... I LOVED THE TABLE TIPPING, that reminded me so much of my family. Italians they are so crazy and yet so lovable. My grandmother used to do that and it became the highlight of the weekend family dinners. LOL... CONGRATULATIONS !!! girl please stay away from the crazy eye low life snake, it is true there is always two sides to every story and I would like to see and hear from her ex-husband the one who wrote the book. Caroline needs to get in there and fish him out, invite him to dinner and bring her to the table. I say Caroline because there is a woman with balls, I like her she is no non-sense get to the bottom and lay it on top. Besides you are too busy with the new baby and all the drama is no good for the either of you.

Well said! You are much wiser than you portray yourself
on the show.

If you got freaked out watching Ramona throw things around her office, you can imagine how your table-flipping incident freaked everyone else out! I know, I know, enough with the table flipping, that was so last season, but seriously, I don't think you can be judgmental about Ramon's mood swings.

Teresa - how are you able to trash talk with expletives about the other housewives. I would think that Bravo has an editorial staff. I can only assume that your book was written by a ghost writer.

You,your husband and children are adorable! It is great your top priority is your family. Love your sense of humor.

Teresa,
Not that you need my opinion, however, you and you family are so adorable. What Joe said about you boobies "Happy wife happy life" so true. You are the most beautiful Italian woman. When you got mad at dinner HILLARIOUS. All the veiwers know your classy, besides who care what they think. Your doin you thang. Best wishes to the whole cast.

Teresa I just can't wait for your season to start next week....I am so excited. You are hilarious, and I swear you read my mind with 99.99% of your post....especially that Sonja chick...I am not at all interested in her.....very poor judgement on bravos part!!!!

I love your random comment telling Simon to suck it. You are hilarious and I can't wait to see the new season

Teresa, I can't seem to understand why you have it in for Sonja. You call her a "whore"; I can't seem to understand you use of the b word either. Maybe you are trying to be funny, but it comes off as cruel and crude. I hope you will not be flipping any more tables or threatening bodily harm on anyone in your upcoming season.

LOVE YOU! LOVE YOU! LOVE YOU! WANT TO SEE YOU FLIP SOMETHING ELSE OVER....LIKE SKINNY DANIELLE!!!

You are so freakin funny. I cant believe that you are still stirring the pot. Keep up the great comments....and congrats on all this is happening with you and yours.!

I hadn't had a chance to read your blog before and I must say you are HILARIOUS! Absolutely loved it.

Theresa - You are just too funny - just too much. Always can count on you to laugh - and laung hard!!!! I cannot wait on May to watch my favorite girls from New Jersey - in fact from the entire US!!!! You can just walk in a room and I laugh. When I re-run the scene from the "last supper" and you talking about the drive home from "boobie surgery" your husband wanting to do 'it', I laugh and laugh all over again. All of you girls are great, well, with the exception of one, and you know who that is - for sure. Take care.

Love x 3!

If you really posted this...HILLARIOUS!! and even if you didn't still HILLARIOUS!!!!

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