LuAnn thinks Heather and Kristen's fight was ridiculous, but she thanks Ramona for putting out a "Turtle Time" spread.
Kristen apologizes for not defending Jonathan and for taking it all out on Heather on the "best worst trip" of her life.
Carole talks facialist gossip, trendy syndromes, Reed Witherspoon, and the rest of the Montana trip.
Ramona thinks Kriten should have left the planning to her and thinks Sonja really does care about LuAnn.
Heather doesn't get why Kristen felt the need to impress her, or why she didn't read her audience when geocaching crashed.
Kristen admits that she lost it in the woods, admits she was a drunk, and thanks Elvis for getting her down the mountain.
LuAnn thinks Sonja can keep Ramona and doesn't think Heather was being bossy at all.
Sonja doesn't understand why LuAnn has no trust in her friendship -- or why they couldn't go out to eat.
Sonja thinks LuAnn needs to lighten up and light an abundance candle, and wishes they went to Dubai instead.
Ramona doesn't think Kristen needed to call Aviva names about her asthma and wishes they had gone to Aspen instead.
Heather shares her thoughts on Aviva's asthma excuse and the ladies' Montana adventures.
Aviva thinks Kristen's a mean girl, trained by the other mean girls, and that Asthmagate is ridiculous.
LuAnn weighs in on Aviva's asthma, Montana as a destination, and why she was deeply disappointed in Sonja.
Kristen thinks Aviva's asthma is a "classic cry wolf situation" and shares what she really thought of Montana.
Ramona was shocked by Aviva's text message at LuAnn's lunch, and had a feeling George was not being honest.