Luann: Ramona Does Have Sticky Fingers

Luann talks about the dueling brunches and explains why it was weird to be back in Ramona's apartment. 

Quite the episode, right? I’m loving my new house, as you can probably tell. It’s so cozy, and the girls loved it. It was fun to hang on the couch and chat it up about everything from brunches to toe hair…(which is a little gross, but that’s another story).

So this episode brings in Dressgate and Brunchgate…and Kellygate! Word to the wise: NEVER steal Herve Leger. (Bethenny clarified that it was a Halston, but still--who steals from a green room?) Ramona does have sticky fingers when it comes to that, though. Looking back, if you remember a dress Sonja was buying in Season 2 and how Ramona asked to “look at it” and ended up at the checkout line with it…She took it right out of her hands! Oh, Ramona…you really are a piece of work.

So Brunchgate.

Brunch #1. You know, I figured having two invitations to two brunches isn’t that bad of a problem, so if we went to both, we’d make everyone happy. I really like Bethenny’s Hamptons house, and I love the red accents! Her brunch was a classic breakfast with, of course, great cocktails. B was great to entertain me and my guests with all of her SkinnyGirl flair. I thought it was really nice of Bethenny to give us some parting gifts. I took some energy bars but kept it simple and didn’t grab her appliances. Tacky much? To each her own… (Bethenny was sweet enough to send me a blender weeks later, though. Noel may even steal it when he moves away for college this summer. So thanks, B! XO!)

And onto Brunch #2. I felt bad that Dorinda had to go, but I understood. We were late. The new girl likes her Bloody Marys not as bloody, but extra merry. I can definitely empathize with that! She and Bethenny kept me laughing this episode. And I was beyond thrilled when Dorinda called John out for being rude with the phone at lunch. If you know me, you know that if you make a lady wait, she’ll take a pass. Phones have no place at the dinner table or the lunch table or the breakfast counter--especially when it’s a date--so put your phones away, people! She’s a fierce one, and I was cheering when she spoke up and ended that call. John has to put a leash on his PDA. A little smooch is OK, but restaurant mouth-to-mouth is a no-no unless someone is choking. Like the moment Dorinda practically choked by confusing a fellow diner with a server…ouch!

And now, my chat with Ramona over some pinot and seafood salad. I hadn’t been to Ramona’s since “The Ambush,” when Jill and Bethenny were fighting for their friendship, only to continue straining and destroying it. For the record, they were going around in circles, getting so upset and not making any progress, that I felt I had to step in and have them take a break and regroup in a few days. Not weeks or months or years. It’s a shame. I still have hope they’ll patch things up.

I’m not sure if she’s just coping really well and being reasonable about it, or if she’s in some sort of denial.

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So for that and for numerous other obvious reasons, being a guest in Ramona’s apartment after so many years was a little weird, but I knew we needed to have this moment. She’s undergoing a reinvention and “rising from the ashes,” so to speak. I know that what she’s experiencing is the hardest thing a woman can endure, and the power of friends and support is unimaginable. It’s almost comforting to see Ramona seem calm about the whole thing. I’m not sure if she’s just coping really well and being reasonable about it, or if she’s in some sort of denial. It was tough telling her that Mario was on dating sites and that I knew people who’d seen him on there, but she handled it well. At least in front of me. And we had a good chuckle about it. With others making Tinder such “a thing” this season, nothing really surprises me--or Ramona--anymore. Anyway, I’m glad she knows I’m here for her and that despite my feelings and our past, I always do my best to be there for my friends. Stay cool, Ramona!

Having lunch with Heather and Bethenny was quite an adventure. (By the way, I’m obsessed with guacamole. I’m practically 6% avocado at this point.) We had some Skinnygirl margs and caught up on the other girls. But maybe too much catching up. I noticed some tension brewing between Heather and Bethenny right away, and I know that if there’s too much talking going on and nothing really means much, some people just turn off and stop caring. Heather gets into the nitty gritty and Bethenny is all about the headline and the bullet points. I could tell there was a minor clash about to occur. But Bethenny was ultimately pretty cool about it. And hilarious. Between Dorinda’s “not wanting tongue as an appetizer” and Bethenny’s sorority tales (ahem…braiding), I was chuckling for the full hour.

Sigh… Kellygate…

Beautique is one of my favorite places in the city and certainly one of my favorite nightspots. It’s a chic hangout for singles to mingle with great music and a staff of sweethearts. Kelly Bensimon and I were at the same party earlier that evening, and I told her to come along for a girls' night out. I didn’t think I needed to ask Bethenny permission, so I was surprised Bethenny was so bothered by Kelly being there. Get over it already, B! Once she explained how she felt, I understood where she was coming from. I’m just glad it didn’t ruin the evening. We discussed it, shared our thoughts, and moved on--that’s what I love about our relationship. Kelly has always been a good friend to me, and it was fun to spend time with her and the girls. A little unofficial reunion at Beautique.

Now, ladies…for a girl’s night out, why not have some good looking gents thrown into the mix, right? You saw Lady Morgan. She was quite taken with Mr. Germany, as she calls him. Sonja has a good eye--a little young for the taking, but very handsome. My friend Eric is a great guy, charming and a gentleman. I knew he would bring someone fabulous…just not someone that young. Ramona is a little new to this element, so I was proud of her for jumping in and meeting guys and dancing and enjoying the attention. She’s quite the natural, isn’t she? Surprise, surprise! She brought a whole new meaning to “twirl” that night, and we were so happy she was having a good time. I just regret not inviting Dorinda to join us. Clearly, she was really the odd girl out that night.

I’ll just say this: I don’t know if I’d want my boyfriend hanging out at Beautique for a “business” meeting. It’s certainly not the place. And it certainly wasn’t the time for it, either. We’ll have to see how Dorinda feels about this next week. One thing about Dorinda that I’ve seen first-hand: She doesn’t play around. You cross her once, you’ll think twice before crossing her again.

This season keeps getting better and better. I’m already excited for next Tuesday night!

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Be cool. 

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