Sonja treats gossip like what it is -- an absurd game of Telephone -- and thinks the ladies need to lighten up.
LuAnn de Lesseps weighs in on her tiff with Aviva Drescher.
Aviva didn't invite Miss USA but she's not sure why LuAnn's so upset about it -- nor is she impressed by her attack.
Sonja admits to being buzzed when she returned, but she won't stand by as the ladies lie to her face.
Carole tells you how to bet properly, makes a drinking game of the episode, and knows it all comes back to size.
Ramona regrets tuning Sonja out about Cody, but still can't believe what George said to her.
Heather talks about her love for Saratoga, losing Sonja, and why she's glad Kristen stepped in to the fight.
LuAnn discusses Sonja's partying ways, Ramona's horrifying behavior at the engagement party, and George's low blow.
Aviva feels bad for anyone who has to deal with her father's "excruciatingly vulgar" comments, and wishes the ladies cut Sonja some slack.
When faced with a drunk Sonja Morgan, Kristen can only take so many curses before she just leaves her to her own devices.
Carole discusses Ramona's skills with SAT prep, an alternate day of the ladies going to prison, and pens an ode to Millou.
Sonja explains why her interns were part of Millou's end-off, what she wanted to tell Ramona, and what surprised her most.
Ramona wishes Heather wouldn't name-call, but focuses on the amazing friendship she'll always have with Sonja.
Aviva is thrilled for her father and Cody because "love is love," even if he sometimes embarrasses her.
From new jobs to dog ashes, Heather enjoys the many phases of life Sonja, Ramona, Carole, and Aviva shared this episode.