LuAnn lays down a few beats based on her book, Class With the Countess.

Raise the roof!

Ramona's thrilled to be on a St. John vacation getaway with Housewives Bethenny, Alex, Kelly, and Sonja! (Jill and LuAnn opted to stay on dry land...)

Ramona tries to quell the escalating dispute between feuding Housewives, Bethenny and Kelly.

Ramona recalls Jill's reaction to Bethenny's father's passing.

Kelly's not happy that the group has chosen to discuss their conflicts with Jill, who isn't there to defend her actions.

The luncheon takes an awkward turn when Kelly gets upset and storms off ... into the yacht's sliding glass doors.

Bethenny gets her bronze on.

After spending an emotionally exhausting week with her estranged father, Bethenny tells Alex she's happy to be on vacation.

LuAnn's new man Coerte makes a move on the Countess!

Housewife overboard!

The Housewives go snorkeling.

Sonja takes shots of her costars snorkeling (but she's not about to ruin a great hair day by getting in the water!)

The Housewives toast to a fun (but totally dysfunctional) vacation!

Kelly goes ballistic on Bethenny and calls her a cook and a ho-bag!

Bethenny tells Kelly to back off, as Sonja looks on in shock!

Ramona gets up close and personal with the yacht captain.

Ramona tries to calm Kelly down, but Kelly's still furious at Bethenny.

IT'S TURTLE TIME! Ramona gets down.