Recap: #BookGate Begins

We open with Aviva and Carole sitting down to have a friendly lunch. But things go south before appetizers even arrive. Aviva's rocking Carole's almost exact spectacles. Don't you remember how mad Carole got about LuAnn's cape last season? She won't be SWF-ed!

And then things go even worse. Aviva and Carole discuss their differing writing processes (Aviva's is like writing a long email, Carole can't write a long enough email to state how much she disagrees with that sentiment). And then Aviva asks if Carole used a ghostwriter. At that point no bowls of pasta or promises of hot moving men could solve things between these two women. Carole is officially ticked.

Meanwhile, Ramona and Aviva meet up to talk wine for Aviva's Housewarming party. Aviva doesn't pick up the pinot, but reaches for something that could describe her current feelings towards Carole -- bitch.