This Party Is Toast 101 photos Next GalleryRamona and Mario Through the Years 9758006 LuAnn is at the party perhaps two minutes before George says something delightfully shocking. 9758011 Sonja and George are reunited and it feels so -- awkward. 9758016 Sonja will not be trading her fascinator in during the White Elephant gift exchange. 9758021 The gang takes examines what fun is on the menu for Carole's party. 9758026 LuAnn receives a sensible set of espresso cups. 9758031 But quickly finds more enjoyable erotic gifts to exchange them for. 9758036 And suddenly a lizard is let loose upon the party. 9758041 George claims the lizard has "sexual uses" but perhaps Carole could also train him to be her much needed intern. 9758046 Sonja finally arrives at the photo shoot, albeit a little late, a little undone, and very uninterested in Heather's selection of dresses. 9758051 Realizing this photoshoot might go on a while, Heather enters multi-task mode. 9758056 But after some caterwauling and some feminine products, the shoot starts to go off without a hitch. 9758061 Look at the capacity on that oven. 9758066 Sonja knows how to work an oven and a man holding one. 9758071 But as the day goes on, Ms. Morgan starts to tucker out. 9758076 Pay attention, Sonja's posing here. 9758081 Red Sonja arrives at Carole's, ready for whatever chill is in the air. 9758086 Ramona sees her fate, or at least all of the ladies' professions, in Carole's custom candy. 9758091 But the 'Wives aren't content to live on chocolate-shelled candies alone. Instead they move to discuss a trip to St. Barths. 9758096 Ramona is having a dual magazine cover party, but she's wondering why the covers are dueling sizes. 9758101 Sonja lets it slip that Ramona was not allowed on set at her toaster oven photo shoot. 9758106 And Heather does not like being in the middle of another Ramona dust-up. 9758111 Will we ever see a party where Ramona and Heather don't get into it? Seems unlikely to occur in our lifetime. 9758116 LuAnn attempts to stay out of the fray at another event, when yet again, her the Ramona Pinot wine tasting prank comes up. 9758121 Despite the roughly three inches between them, it does appear the 'Wives can hear each other gossiping in this hallway. Previous Pause Next 1 of 24