Me and My Roller-bitch

Bethenny picks her favorite Halloween costume and reveals what she thought of Kelly's fashionably late entrance.

First of all, I need to apologize for that hideous purple outfit and necklace. I look horrendous and I never fail to mention when someone else makes a fashion faux pas. Disaster!

The other 364 days of the year are a costume and Halloween is the real me.

Jill's second Halloween costume was by far the best, simply because of how she wore it. She looked 8 years old, and I love when Jill is cute. Bobby was such a sport and I adored them. No one loves Halloween more than I do. The other 364 days of the year are a costume and Halloween is the real me.

I'm more comfortable on roller-skates than I am on feet. I spent most of my adolescence at a roller rink so I could stay out of my house. I know every word to every disco song as a result.

Cookie aka da boo boo is my roller-bitch, but she doesn't work well with others and she's not a big fan of people or costumes. At the Halloween party she instantly became a dust buster. She and I have never been very graceful.

My favorite moment was Ramona eating what she thought was dog food. Gotta love Ramona. She's great TV.

At this point, nothing Kelly does surprises me.

Kelly's lateness was no surprise. Everyone has obligations. I just wanted to be somewhere fun where we knew people and where there was alcohol - not cash bar. At this point, nothing Kelly does surprises me. However she did apologize to me at Alex and Simon's. I'm fairly certain that Alex and Simon don't care for me, but you can't fit a square into a circle, so that's that.

 

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