Cast Blog: #RHONY

You Can't Outgrow Crazy

Ramona on Her Divorce From Mario

Carole on Elitists and Bitches

Heather Says That's a Wrap

Sonja: Don't Take Yourself Too Seriously

The Countess: Sonja and I Are on the Outs

Aviva Says Bye for Now

Kristen on Surviving Her First Season

LuAnn: For Ramona Ignorance Is Bliss

Who Cares How Carole Wrote Her Book?

Carole on Stupid Things You've Heard on Bravo

Aviva's "Foul Ignorance"

Kristen: Ramona's Out of Touch with Reality

Sonja Is Very Private

Ramona on the Grueling Reunion

LuAnn: Sonja Is Off the Rails

Heather: Et tu Ramona Singer?

Aviva on Kristen's "Gatemouth" Look

Kristen: Sonja Could Be Successful

Sonja's Glad Aviva Threw Her Leg

Carole: Waiter, We're Done

Ramona: Aviva's Leg Scared All of Us

Heather Focuses on What Matters

LuAnn: Sonja Only Has Herself to Blame

What Else Does Aviva Have in That Bag?

Aviva: Leggy Blonde

God Gave me a Great Ass and His Approval

Sonja on Her Harry Situation with LuAnn

Ramona: Where Did the Time Go With Avery?

Heather Tips to Plan a Party for Carole

Aviva Rises Above the Nonsense

Love Kristen Tender

Sonja and Harry Aren't Good for Each Other

Ramona: Mario's Voice Is So Sexy

Aviva Defends Her Asthma

Heather's Sasha Fierce Moment

Nothing Is Too Romantic for Sonja

LuAnn: I Sing When I Feel Like Singing

Kristen: This Show Has Helped My Marriage

Carole: Oh Beautiful for Spacious Skies. . .

Ramona: Just Don't Ask Me to Go Every Year

You Can't Outgrow Crazy

Tamra thinks the NYC cast caught a case of the crazies.

Let's get straight to the drama!

When Kelly was talking to Ramona about Simon, I thought 'Kelly, you are 100% right!' I learned my lesson after last season, it is better to take the high road and ignore the bullshit. It isn't always easy, especially for someone like Ramona or myself, but ultimately it is the best way. I thought her advice was sound. I thought maybe I was wrong about Kelly. Have I judged her too harshly?

But then Kelly showed the world she is nuts! Is this woman bipolar, possessed, or just flat out delusional? She invites B to have a drink, walks in 30 minutes late, then throws out self-absorbed comments like, "too bad...you need a time out...your attitude is for kids...I'm up here and you're down there." I think at that point, I would have gotten up and walked away. I was shocked at some of the comments she made. I especially like when she told B, "Your attitude is for kids." She then went on to say, "If you want to play with me, you have to come to my level." Is she in kindergarten? Did this girl check her brain at the door before she walked in?

As I was watching Kelly speak, I thought to myself, why do her eyes shift back and forth? I was expecting her head to start spinning.

Miss B definitely had some big scary eyes as she listened to Kelly. I truly think she was in shock! I am not sure if she was at a loss for words or if she was trying to figure out what the hell was going on. Maybe she was thinking, 'How can I whack her and get away with it? Jill's mom has to know someone in the Mob.' Then Kelly stands up, tells B to "have a great life," and walks off. But oh no, she wasn't done. We cut to Kelly standing in a doorway looking half stoned, yelling at Bethenny, "You're crazy!" All I can say is: Crazy is as crazy does! (Mama always said, "You can't outgrow crazy.")

Here is a great test for all you crazies!

I know B did the RIGHT thing. But I think I would have stayed a while, had a few shots of tequila, and then kicked her donkey ass. I do not know how B stayed so calm. I do have a feeling we have not heard the last of this mess and I personally would pay to see this fight go down. I'll take a $1,000 on Bethenny!

Kelly's date with Max (who Simon thinks looked like a hired escort to play a part) was even more confusing. I think it went like this: "There was this girl and she was like WOOOO, and then I was like NOO, um ya, then she said Madonna and I was like whaaat, I'm up here-your down here...do you like my pink boots Max? Wait, let me play with my hair for a while and look all around as I talk about nothing. Does anyone want to take my picture? I'M over here!"

OK, so off to Page Six party. LuAnn introduced Kelly to some of her friends and talks some BS about how she turned down the Duchess title. Ya, OK! Then her friend asked if Kelly had a title. I don't know about you, but the titles started rolling through my head.

I was a little shocked that Mario was so vocal with Jill. He has always been pretty quiet. Maybe he was drunk, who knows? But Mario, you are messing with the wrong lady. Jill is Bravo Royalty and she can do NO wrong. Didn't you get the email? It goes something like this:

Dear Bravo Talent,
Jill Zarin of Zarin Fabrics is a diva and it works for her. Don't mess with perfection! She does NOT have to work because she is married to Bobby Zarin of Zarin Fabrics. She can shop and eat all day if she likes, because Bobby wants her happy. Please do not mess with Jill or Wayne will kick your ass.
Sincerely,
Andy Cohen

I thought it was kind of refreshing that Bobby let Jill fight her own battle. Jill had NO problem standing up to Merry-O, although Bobby did ask a few times if she needed help. My Simon disagreed, and would have stepped in after the second barrage of comments. Simon would not have been able to stand behind Jill that long. He felt Bobby should have stepped in to defend his wife, and calmed Mario down.

Mario goes on to talk to the people that Ramona hates the most - Simon and Alex. He goes as far as to ask Alex if she would be interested in a foursome (tennis, of course.) Did you see the sparkle in her eye when she heard the word foursome? Honey, is that better then a threesome? I'm starting to think Alex is a lady on the street but a freak in the sheets.

How quickly the conversations turns as Ramona starts talking about the nude photos of Alex. I personally think it was a desperate publicity stunt that went nowhere. Other than that, who cares? Simon and Alex owe Ramona NO explanation in my eyes, or maybe there is more to the story? Stayed tuned, as I'm sure Silex sex tape will be released!

Sonja: Don't Take Yourself Too Seriously

Sonja explains why she and Ramona are family, why she's hiring Aviva, and why LuAnn is still her friend.

At this point, I am numb to the whole BookGate debate. I am not on anyone's side, I just hope that both books are bestsellers and that Carole and Aviva are making enough money to pay the bills with their books because BookGate has definitely taken an emotional toll on their friendship. I know that they were close and had great times together. In fact, Carole was once the godmother to Aviva's daughter. How can this come between them? Such contention over the accusations! I don't know why they let it get so heated. It's not worth it! I just hope that they can forgive each other at some point. As you get to know someone, you get to see their strengths and weaknesses -- and you have to accept those if you're going to be friends.

I was surprised when the girls laughed at me discussing my ability to forgive and voicing my Christianity. I think that it is one of the reasons that I can live my own life and not worry about everyone else's or the grass being greener. It's all relative. We are on Earth for such a short time. I am enjoying every day of my life. I am grateful for the family and friends that I have and my beautiful daughter.

I have so much more than many other people, and I remind myself of that every day with the charity work that I do. That's why I feel so much more comfortable working with artists, animals, the LGBT, and children. It's such a sensitive, caring, and loving place to be. I love my Sonja In The City event planning business because it lets me be me -- an artist and a promoter -- while helping others reach their highest capabilities. Plus I get to do all that while helping me get my daughter through school in a stable environment. It keeps me connected to the movers and shakers who help me manage my investments. I love to produce and to contribute. It makes me feel good.

I believe some of the women fail to take me seriously because I only show them my party side. There is a private side to me that most people don't see, because they only see me out at social events and while I'm entertaining. I throw a lot of events, so a lot of people only see that side, as it's my business and the way I broker some of my deals.

It is amazing how moms like Heather find strength to do dealing with their children's issues, like her son's health and hearing loss. It's what we do with loved ones. We do it with marriage partners too! I surprised myself when my ex had a terrible accident and I was called upon to deal with all of the doctors, therapists, and financial advisors.

I dont feel that Ramona called Aviva vile. She said that she had a vile side. That's different!

I'm not upset that Ramona spoke behind my back about my financial problems. She's human, and I spoke my feelings then and we worked through it the way that family does. We have too much water under the bridge to let opinions or men get in between us.

Heather questioning the legitimacy of my friendship with Ramona is just silly. She knows that we have been friends forever and whatever I have said about Ramona I have told her to her face. Heather knows this very well -- since I'm very upfront about my feelings with her.

The girls saying that Aviva's leg throw was staged is silly. I let Aviva know that everyone was saying she was fake. Even if she plans to throw it on the table to make a point, that doesn't make it staged. It just means she was pushed to a limit. I thought she was hilarious. After all, it was a private party in the back room. We weren't in the actual restaurant. Aviva doesn't go around throwing her leg around in normal restaurant situations. Maybe she and I should take her act on the road! A real dog and pony show! I always said I was a performer, a comedian, and a producer. At my Sonja In The City parties, now we can include Aviva as part of the show!

My overall thoughts of the season was that the reunion had more drama. I felt the season flip-flopped around quite a bit. Harry and I will always have a very strong relationship, just as Ramona and Aviva will always be in my life. Aviva's son Harrison is like my family.

Ramona was definitely going through something this season. I let her know I was upset, but I can't change her and she can't change me. We accept each other the way we are and we work our differences out.

I didn't know LuAnn was going through a breakup. She never shared that with me, and I was getting upset that she wasn't trusting my friendship and was blaming me for everything. I didn't give any credence to any of the rumors that were going around town through the salon that Satoko worked at. Kristen and I just asked the facialist to tell us for fun. I can't stop LuAnn from running out of parties with my guys -- just like I can't stop Harry from taking off and leaving me because he knows I want commitment and he wants to fool around. But that doesn't mean LuAnn's not my friend and that I can't speak my mind in front of her, and it doesn't mean that Harry isn't someone that I love as well.

I hope that you found the season entertaining. I hope that you don't take yourself too seriously! And when the naysayers back you into the corner, just say what Glinda the Good Witch said to the Wicked Witch of the West "Be off with you, your black magic doesn't work here!"

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