Brooklyn Tweets Hard
Last week I assembled this phenomenal gallery of all of Jill Zarin's many skills. She's a financial expert, a doctor, an investigative reporter -- and now she's adding another profession to the list: painter.
Jill has the LuAnn and Kelly over to do a bit of a touch up and a touchbase on mean tweeting. Yes the ladies are painting (LuAnn is wearing boots and tights to do so, obvs) and gabbing about the internet. Apparently Simon has mean tweeted everyone. Mean tweeting is such a delightful official term. "Mean tweet" Why hasn't this become a portmanteau? Meanweet? Twean? Wait I've answered my own question on that one.
Anyway, everyone is aghast at the idea.
However, back in Brooklyn, Simon and Alex are lounging and talking about the mean tweets in question. Alex decides to stand with Simon, which isn't surprising. Alex even says it explicitly -- "There is no Jill and Alex if there is no Jill and Simon." She's more invested in Simon than she is in Jill. This isn't necessarily surprising. She does have a lot more shares of Simon Van Kempen stock. So it seems Simon and Jill need to settle their differences or Alex's is going to short-sell all of the Jill stock she has (I think that's how investments work, but correct me if I'm wrong).
The Queen of the Night -- Sonja
Ramona and Sonja's joint birthday festivus is filled with a lot of greatness. Sonja was really very touched, and the slideshow of Ramona and Sonja in their younger days was a true delight. It's apparent these gals are true pals (rhyme intended!) and I love that they have so much history. Also, Ramona and Jill also have a moment, and Ramo let's Jill that next time she can just give her Skweez notes in advance, which seems like a progressive way to handle those future issues.
However, sweet emotions aside the pinnacle of the party was obviously Ramona's rose ceremony arrival line at the party. As Ramona arranged the line and gently corrected those that were not involved ("You're not part of this I'm sorry."), Jill gave scallops a try. I'm not sure which Bachelorettes ended up giving Sonja a rose, but she felt loved, so that's that.
Sonja I'm giving you this rose