Number 5: Ramona Singers Travel Rider
Packing is an art. Do you roll up your socks into your shoes? Do you make do with just a carry-on and TSA-approved toiletries? Do you bring each piece from your highly successful jewelry line and its coordinating stand? If you're Ramona Singer the answer to that last question is always yes. And so what if you need a little help getting yourself situated. It's a large house to not have help (someone get that woman a "ding ding" as she requested). And if your co-traveler wants to stand with the van until her bags is accounted for, so be it! It's vacation! You want everything at the homestead to be just so -- that way you can roll through town in your van looking at "poverty" and "dust" without worrying if your things will be in order back at home.
Number 4: HangerGate
Like many of the great mysteries we may never know the truth about who
took Cindy's hangers. But if it gave us these two amazing bits of
imagery wasn't it all worthwhile?
"Of course we are you dumb fool, you're acting like an a--hole." -- Ramona Singer
And this photo:
LuAnn de Lesseps, problem solver.
Is it me or does Cindy seem quite negative. She's so literal about everything. OMG - SHE needs to lighten up. She seemed almost bothered about JILL having snakes on HER head. Thanks for your blog...I like the wit because really, we can't take these series too seriously. :o)
So I'm not the only one who thought it was hilarious watching Luanne with an armful of hangers? The whole situation was ridiculous....
Kim! Where have your blogs been all my life?!! This is HILARIOUS! So glad I found it (embarrassed that it took me this long.) Thank you for the laughs! Can't wait to read more from you! :-)