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Associate Editor Kim Moreau shares her caftan measurements and comments on Part 1 of the Moroccan triology.

May 26, 20110

Number 1: Wheel of Fortune!

Messing with the future is always a risky proposition. I myself try to stay out of it as much as possible (I don't even like those coffee pots that you can set the night before! Too presumptuous if you ask me). So when the ladies pulled up a kitchen stool (literally they were practically having their palms read in the cabinet) I was nervous. There was a high percentage someone was not going to be pleased.

And we began to tick off the options: Jill Zarin talks a lot -- alright, so far this lady has only proven herself an avid series watcher, nothing too revelatory. Kelly may get another little jelly bean in her oven -- she actually wants that, so hoorah! Sonja needs to learn the importance of love over money -- not the most gentle reading, but useful information for anyone (though hats like this don't buy themselves).

And then it was sweet Ramo's turn. As she clutched the card to he breast (which was that a special instruction she received or was she more thorough than her counterparts?) those who knew limited French (me!) were instantly aware -- c'est non bon news (pardon the Franglish). Une Autre Femme!??! Fade to cliffhanger!? What?! Find Mario! Bring him to me and let's solve this. I can't wait another week to know what truth awaits -- or for this:

 

 

Let's prepare by spending the next seven days quaffing Moroccan tea and reading our own auras! I need more Morocco now!

7 comments
Diane4467
Diane4467

I'm sorry, that picture of LuAnn with the hangers made me spit coffee. Too funny!

Lblo
Lblo

Finally , someone puts this season into perspective! Funny and accurate-- love the blog!

Debo1
Debo1

Is it me or does Cindy seem quite negative. She's so literal about everything. OMG - SHE needs to lighten up. She seemed almost bothered about JILL having snakes on HER head. Thanks for your blog...I like the wit because really, we can't take these series too seriously. :o)

PA mom
PA mom

So I'm not the only one who thought it was hilarious watching Luanne with an armful of hangers? The whole situation was ridiculous....

DonnaTheWriter
DonnaTheWriter

Kim! Where have your blogs been all my life?!! This is HILARIOUS! So glad I found it (embarrassed that it took me this long.) Thank you for the laughs! Can't wait to read more from you! :-)

puleeeze
puleeeze

Your blogs are a joy to read. Keep them coming.