I couldn't be happier to be back with my wonderful babies, brother, and assistant and never have I been more content being single than when I watched Ramona and Alex prancing around in awful lingerie for their husbands. Two words: Granny Porn.
Come on ladies, next time you step in front of the camera half naked get a spray tan first. It's on me.
While the other girls were catching up with their significant others, I couldn't wait to show Howie and Sam all my great Morocco pics. You can imagine my surprise when I found Sonja had cropped me out of every last one! Obviously I was furious at first, but now I just feel sorry for Sonja. What a childish, passive aggressive way of getting even after we had a discussion and supposedly hashed out our differences. I guess her word is as good as her checks.
The Morocco group minus Ramona got back together for the first time since our trip to try Jill's Skweez and I can't say I missed the Queen of Pinot. I can only imagine how she would've handled the Sonja bankruptcy situation.