Kelly Killoren Bensimon

This week Kelly shares her thoughts on the episode in the form of a poem.

on May 12, 2011

My Ode to Lady Morgan

Thank you Lady Morgan for the Masquerade,

Although, this party would have been more interesting in the last decade

Even Jill thought it was worse than the Marriage Equality parade

Be sure to notice Lady Morgan's dress was not homemade

Thank you Chris March for the wig upgrade

Perhaps Sonja could have dressed as a bar maid,

Perhaps then I'd have lemonade for my Kellade

For the record, costumes don't help if you are looking to get laid

I may as well have been wearing a lampshade

Sonja's boyfriend is clearly handy with a razorblade

There goes Ramona looking to drop a grenade

Was it me or did the bartender appear a little afraid?

And, is it that obvious that her "staff" is underpaid?

Hopefully the bruise will fade

Any event after this will be a downgrade

Lady Morgan, please, when's the next Masquerade?

Read on for more of Kelly’s thoughts on the episode. . .