I love when Ally brings up her sex class. Jill grabs the bread and does what every nervous mom does. . .eats! Ally definitely trumped her mom in that scene. Jill's face was priceless.
I dread the driving lessons. LuAnn is very cool and collected. I won't be, for sure. I'm Chicken Little and always imagine the worse. I would have lost it! Especially when the rear tire was on ice! I don't have the constitution. Save that for the Dads, along with the vaccinations. Remember going to the pediatrician for those?
I love when Avery says her parents are never home. This means they went from dinner five nights a week to three because! I happen to know they spend a lot of time together. My daughter will be just like that for sure. I was very touched when she read the poem. My daughter wrote me a poem as well that I will share on my Facebook page.
Chris March is hilarious when he says "What did I do to deserve this punishment?” LOL Just my hair is punishment! What's up with that every episode? I should have kept the wig!
You didn’t get to see my practice with Jo "Boobs" Weldon! We rehearsed how to take the gloves off and other tips for burlesque. She is so good. Best tip? Take it slooooow. Check out her school. Also her The Burlesque Handbook is very helpful if you want to spice things up a bit. Who doesn't? It also has some history of burlesque. FYI I loved the movie with Cher. Catch it if you can.
My friend Tina Hillstrom from Beverly Hills came in to help me with the skit. She never misses a party, wherever I have one. She is great fun and makes a fabulous Black Swan, She is very creative and used to do make up for Christian Dior, so she did her own. She also made her own costume and is the owner of Wanna Wear by Tina O. Lisa Vanderpump has been rumored to wear her dresses as well. But ask Tina!
I have 3 of those silk carpets, and if a dog did a duty on them I would freak out. My hubby will not even walk on them, but he takes it to the extreme.
Wowee! When the going gets tough the tough have some FUN. If you can do that, then you will triumph through this current ordeal. Good luck to you. By the way, how interesting is it that you only have to say "snits & bits" and the guilty parties announce themselves! You must be an awesome hunter to flush out the quarry so easily. They seemed to volunteer themselves. ;) Ah, well, don't worry about their hurtful words, they are simply showing you who they are and, as a result, who to avoid.
Sonja!!! You are my favorite and I live you. Never let them change you, say sweet and real and sexy.
Your beauty, humor, courage, zest for life, and grace under fire are truly inspiring! Humility and intelligence! Your performance was FABULOUS!!!
Sonja you are the most real person on your show , please do not change, but also do not trust others right away, good luck in life, I really admire you, jose
I must say that I think you are fabulous and funny. However, I don't understand how you can continue to throw outlandish parties while facing financial woes. It doesn't make sense.
Hey, Sonja. Just wanted to reiterate what's been said above. You have a great out look on life and I can see that you are a genuinely kind person. When it comes to my friends and family especially those closest to me I am there for them and love them for better or worse. A lot of the other housewives like to talk about how people should behave and like to count their favors. Genuine people don't count acts of kindness. I have to say you are my favorite housewife. You are yourself. You have live a real life with divorce, a blackberry in the toilet, occasional dog puddles on the floor, wardrobe malfunctions, motherhood, bills to pay, things to worry about which is why so many woman connect with you. You brighten up the end of our days with your "fabulosity", and childish innocence (few people have), and your lovely sex in the city attitude. You own it all, good and bad. So, thank you! Quick note: you didn't like what "changed" Jill said at your burlesque party, but I also see you did not hold a grudge. You are strong and soft and seriously awesome! lol Keep your chin up when the jealous bitches get on a roll. xoxo! Your party made an awesome episode! Your boyfriend/friend/ boytoy ;-) looked super hot in his costume! Thanks for teaching us about burlesque!
HI Sonja: Thursday nights epsoide was awesome. You have a great party. Who would have ever thought of burlesque! You are my favorite housewife. Keep up the fun. Love love.
I think you are so beautiful inside and out. Don't let anyone or anything get you down. and keep those Party's coming!! I live through you girl.
They never post my comments. Sonja, you have won us over NOT by being safe and predictable but with your "persona" of sass and daring. You are making us feel for you and I , for one, truly admire the way you let the "jealous bitches who are ALLLWAYS snitches" have it!! Very clever...and not in the usual "housewife" confrontational bitchy way. Very original and wel said.
You are truly the best! I love your love for life. I live my life much the same way. Unfortunately there will always be people with negative energy and you just don't need them in your life. Hope your troubles turn around. Know that others are in your corner! Love you!
Please STOP with the French and the Royaly...I am French and an integral part of the royalty...Burlesque is not a big thing, OK! It's fun but it is definitely not one of things that we come to mind to a Royal member when he/she thinks of something that is meaningful! That said, I found you fun, loyal and in general a good person...someone I would enjoy getting to know:)
I wonder what happen to that tall good looking guy Sonja was dating little while back??? Any body knows?
Sonja - I enjoy watching you, Ramona & Alex. Your skit was fun to watch, but do question the part on being a sinner = winner. Don't take God & His Commandments lightly my dear. We will all one day have to answer to Him face to face. You love your daughter, but if she disobeys your house/parent rules, consequences follow, right? We are not any different. I see you are a beautiful person in mind & body, and thank God for that. How about your soul? Is it beautiful too? Learn from your financial experience & grow spiritually. And, stay away from Jill, Kelly & the ex-countess as their ego is bigger than their bank account - they are full of themselves. Have you ever thought a fund-raising event for God? We need His help, but He is getting farther & farther away from us and our country - once upon a time 70% of Americans went to the church on Sundays.
Sonja, You have been a great addition to the show. A great dame with dynamic spirit, great strength and a wonderfully bawdy sense of humor. Forget Jill and her snarky comments - she does it for attention and television time. You are the real deal and the viewers obviously love you!!!!
I'm glad you are having fun and not letting your troubles keep you tied down. Just remember that people LOVE you because of WHO you are, not because of your money or social status. Jill only said one snide comment but it was towards your friend. I thought she was supportive.
Great job Sonja!!!
Sonya, your my favorite housewife. I wish the others would laugh at themselves and stop being so full of themselves.Team blonde!!!!!Forget those brunette witches.
I have always loved you. My mom too. I have always been on to the other girls and their jealousy. Keep your head high and amaze us! You and Tina should get your own show with Ramona. Hillarious group.
SONJA, I THINK YOU ARE AS CUTE AS A BUTTON AND AS STRONG AS AN OX. YOU ARE SILLY AND FUN AND LIGHT. THAT'S WHAT I ADMIRE ABOUT YOU MOST AND THAT IS WHAT YOU BRING TO THE SHOW-SPIRIT!
Sonja, you are so funny. So entertaining. You are able to be sensitive while being attacked and strong when you need to be. BTW you are so beautiful. I enjoy watching you enjoy your life. It's a crazy world we live in.
Seems like any negative posts that may have been on this blog were deleted. I think you are rude, bossy, self-important, and without a lot of the class you claim to have. Anyone that talks about people so brutally behind their backs can't be respected.
I am on your team. I know you would never hang with us ordinary folk but if I had more than I have... I'd take you to lunch anytime. I am a very entertaning personality and just for that I give it up to you!!! You are very positive laughter... Stay strong and unyielding.
You and Ramona are the two reasons I continue to watch. Jill's voice and attitude wore thin last season and I hit the mute button when ever she's on the screen. Can't stand Kelly. I don't know which planet she's on but I wish she would beam herself up and leave Bravo's. LuAnn - simply cannot stand that woman. She needs to read a book on common decency. Cindy is a waste of time. I don't think I'm alone in my opinions. Let's hope Bravo cans these three "ladies" and moves forward with you, Ramona, and Alex.
I so like you, and I know what it is like to have it all and watch it go down the drain... But you are a great gal and will get along just fine, I have a lot of faith in you...
Sonja, Loved the Burlesque show! Talk about letting the bad times peel away? LOL Take care and best wishes on life's journey. The potholes are hell on the body! Keep in mind that you will grow and build more character from this experience. Just keep sipping champagne and enjoy the ride knowing that this too shall pass. Keep it real!