Meanwhile Simon is right on time.

Alex looks a little less than thrilled to be recreating her model shoot.

Ramona just wants to get this whole psychic mumbo jumbo out of the way before the foot massage.

Elton John? Is that you?

Look 2 is a little more Animal Instinct than Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.

And we have a winner! Alex seems to "love us" too.

Ramona seems to be concentrating on the pecs.

With those new glasses, Cindy can clearly see that she's not in any of those camel photos.

In times of trouble it's always best to do a little pampering.

Sonja can't help that everyone wants to talk about Lady Morgan.

Jill's initial will go right there, where all the other girls can see.

Jacques would love to have dates with LuAnn for the next 50 years, which seems like just about enough for The Countess.

Cindy seems as perplexed with Sonja's surmounting debt as everyone else.

The money's just gone.

Alex ponders why Ramona wasn't invited to the shapewear roundtable.

But Jill's not taking any risks.

"Squeeze your big, fat a-- into whatever you want."

Eh, who needs Jill's showroom.

Sonja just wants to be left alone.

But Ramona is there for her if she needs her.

BFF Alert.

Seriously, I'm here for you.

Sonja's going to make it. We have faith.

"Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes."