LuAnn laughs at the idea of your ice luges of drinks, sir.

Maybe winter sports Sweet 16 theme wasn't the way to go after all.

LuAnn loves Victoria! She's all grown up.

You're getting what injected into your face.

Stay very still Jill.

You're just afraid. Keep singing and you'll be fine.

Victoria's isn't the only party LuAnn's hosting.

This magician's heart beats for you Ramona Singer.

SURPRISE!

Nope Jill, this is definitely not Promises, Promises.

And now Cindy will read some poetry.

Ramona does her best Jill Zarin impression.

Ya habibi indeed.

Ginger, looking especially regal.

LuAnn's pointing down because that's where she'd like the hem of Victoria's dress to go. Make it much longer please.

"You are a non-smoker. You are a non-smoker."

Is Alex laughing, or is aghast at the smell of Cindy's '80s jacket.

That's a wintery mix we can get behind.

Entering her big Sweet 16.

The adults carve out a niche among the club goers.

Kelly's having a phenomenal time.

Meanwhile, on the other side of town, Avery would like to rearrange the adult's seating area.

The wine has arrived, thanks to Ramona's sleuthing.

That candle is most definitely one to grow on.

Happy Birthday Avery!