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Ramona readies herself for the big photoshoot.
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But she's having some trouble loosening up.
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Thankfully Sonja and Melissa are there to monitor her better shots.
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Jill Zarin can't believe Cindy's apartment, or her beautiful babies.
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Jill is a impressed as we are that Cindy's ready to tango with Ramona.
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"Her core is not good."
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Chris March seems to say, "yes, you might need more coverage."
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LuAnn and Jill ponder viking costumes. We wonder what LuAnn's viking name would be? Just LuAnn the Countess?
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Frankly LuAnn, we do give a damn about your hat!
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Watch out Jim Carrey because this is what we consider "the mask."
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Chris March -- afraid of no wig.
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Cleopatra never had it soo good.
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Kelly and Sonja discuss bubbles.
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Someone looks like she's having a good time.
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Sonja's gentleman discusses his manscaping rituals.
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Oops, are you missing some of your costume?
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And your reaction shot to Sonja's bend and snap.
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Look who's chummy. A masquerade brings out the best in anyone.
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Dr. Zarin is here to help Cindy with her "chiclets."
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In the words of Lady Gaga "Show me your teeth."
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Jill said what now?
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Ramona and Pinot sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g.
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LuAnn reveals she's not only a Countess expert, but a wino as well.
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Jill isn't taking Ramona's assault lying down.
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Now Ramona's finger is up.
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And they switched sides.
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Oh, this is not good.
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Jill wants Jennifer to come back in and fix this.
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But Round Two is even less successful.
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Someone's feeling Ramona'd.
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Bobby, LuAnn, comfort her.
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That koala bear will never be yours Ramona. Jill and you are dunzo.



