St. Barths, St Barts, St. Barth's. However you spell it, it's happening now! We've waited for eons for its splendor, and now it's finally time. Our favorite NYC women (minus Aviva for now), hopped into the tiny plane and made it to the bougiest place in the Caribbean. I'll abandon my NYC-centric wrap up this week in favor of simply choosing the most pinnacle, amazing, delightful moments that nearly left me "coma toast."
However, as a recapper, that task is harder than usual. There are simply too many morsels of joy in this episode. There are too many amazing retorts, cries for pool toys, sparkly dances, and shocking twists for me to get my tiny arms around. I’m going to try for you my babies. Because I am inspired. Like LuAnn I am not some regular pirate woman -- I am above and beyond.
Moonin' Around with Ramonja
After finding that Carole has stayed at this very locale before, and more importantly finding that Jean-Baptiste and Tony are up to Sonja's standards of hot service men, the ladies begin to settle in.
The house is insane! Maybe the most delightfully ridiculous destination in Housewives history -– two pools, plenty of noodles, really divine sleeping quarters with insane views. Of course the Bobbsey Twins lay claim on the master suite, because they need their room to “moon around.” Never was a more apt description uttered. These two can moon around with the best of them, showering, dancing in the mirror (as we later see), having private cocktail hours. It’s best to keep them conveniently located, plus didn’t we all see Ramona propose? It’s serious.
If you need more brief, please watch this bonus clip of Ramonja unpacking/mooning around.
My fave was slightly loopy Luann telling Tomas she is an Indian. Ha! Sorry Luann every white girl has a Native American heritage ”rumor.” Maybe she cheated, maybe not. It's just funny her behavior was inappropriate, regardless.
My favorite moment is when Carole said she heard 2 men's voices, and one of them was LuAnne's. Classic!!
My enduring qu--estion is: Do these 40-50'ish years old women understand what they look like when they go out? People in their 20-30's do not think this age women are "cute" or "hot"...they are more like an oddity. Too much makeup, over-dressed, looking for men, and being loud--all of it just looks so silly. Is this really what they call fun? So weird to me.
My favorite scene? Was when Ramona greeted Russ as if she had just learned English! She started out strong but then stumbled a bit with the delivery. Its hard not to talk crazy!!
I have so many fav moments....that I can't possibly write just one..... Well, maybe my favorite moment, which was also the most truthful moment, was when Carole plainly and simply told Russ-" these women are fuggin crazy!". I felt that that pretty much summed it all up!