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Episode 13: Bravotv.com's Editor does the unthinkable -- she tries to recap all of the 'Wives antics from the first leg of their St. Barth's trip.
Aug 24, 2012Soon enough it’s nightfall giving Sonja and Ramona reason to do a little preparty bathroom dancing (they even let LuAnn join). It’s good to practice. You just want to make sure you’re going to look tops once you’re in action. Plus “we have a party no matter where we go” is the Ramoja mantra. They'll get their wish to dance on a sturdy table soon enough.
We arrive at the bar and meet the very handsome Tomas. Tomas looks just like Johnny Depp, in case you didn’t hear LuAnn mention it. Under the influence of Tomas and tequila the ladies join the show, with Ramona quickly mounting a stage and then the ladies getting into full pirate garb for a special performance of their own.
As our favorite pirates contort their bodies and force their pelvises to walk the plank, we notice that LuAnn isn’t as integrated into the dance scene as the other ladies. She is off looking for special treatment. She’s “not like your other pirate women, OK?” She’s “not just any pirate woman.” She’s The Countess people and a member of the Native American community OK. Don’t mess with her!
My favorite moment is when Carole said she heard 2 men's voices, and one of them was LuAnne's. Classic!!
My enduring qu--estion is: Do these 40-50'ish years old women understand what they look like when they go out? People in their 20-30's do not think this age women are "cute" or "hot"...they are more like an oddity. Too much makeup, over-dressed, looking for men, and being loud--all of it just looks so silly. Is this really what they call fun? So weird to me.
My favorite scene? Was when Ramona greeted Russ as if she had just learned English! She started out strong but then stumbled a bit with the delivery. Its hard not to talk crazy!!
I have so many fav moments....that I can't possibly write just one..... Well, maybe my favorite moment, which was also the most truthful moment, was when Carole plainly and simply told Russ-" these women are fuggin crazy!". I felt that that pretty much summed it all up!
LateofNewJersey "taut"
My fave was slightly loopy Luann telling Tomas she is an Indian. Ha! Sorry Luann every white girl has a Native American heritage ”rumor.” Maybe she cheated, maybe not. It's just funny her behavior was inappropriate, regardless.
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