Borough Beat

Episode 7: Bravotv.com's Editor relishes in the absurdity of bidet baths and mobile fights.

on Jul 16, 2012

Before I even begin to recap this episode, I have to just address the general absurdity of this episode. I mean, the fine women of New York have really topped themselves. Has an episode every started as blissfully and strangely as hence, where are opening line is: “I’m going to ice my face, I gotta do this in the bidet” (and the way Sonja says “bidet” is incredible).

From there we learn an important lesson: there are three purposes for a bidet -- lingerie washing, face icing, and of course it’s explicit purpose.

I am just going to go on record now and say if there is any one in the world that does not love Sonja Morgan now, they have no soul at all. She is a divine creature sent from the cosmos to entertain us.

From there Carole accuses The Countess of stealing her look. This all happened in the first three minutes people. Seriously!

OK, back to your regularly scheduled recap. . .