In her final dispatch of the season, Carole encourages the viewers to apply their kindergarten teachings.
Carole claims she wasn't talking behind anyone's back and points out her and LuAnn's different codes of conduct.
Carole shares her thoughts on the whole Housewives experience -- and a glimpse into her new novel.
Carole begs for rehab and asserts that Ramona and Aviva's fight is Top 3 in Housewife History.
Carole attempts to say "I love you" and revisits the Housewives Rules.
Carole discusses the proper etiquette required on a girls' vacation.
Carole ponders what lead up to the "white trash" bust-up and discusses the mating habits of Bonobos.
Carole discusses her previous time spent in St. Barths, pirates, and Ramona's time as Queen Elizabeth.
Carole explains her metabolism, her thoughts on love, and gives you an update on Ramona's cab driver.
Carole discusses her time with George the lizard and her thoughts on the "girls' trip."
Carole recaps the season so far, address LuAnn's comments, and has some questions for what's yet to come.
Carole laments Sonja and George's failed romance and discusses her confrontation outfit.
Carole discusses her future in wine-making and talks about what Sonja should be doing.
Carole explains analogies and declares the best conversationalist of the 'Wives.
Carole counts the hours she didn't sleep in London and plots a future Woody Allen collaboration.