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LuAnn to Carole
"Every time I turned around, and I had to turn around in order to catch her because she never really did it to my face."
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LuAnn to Carole
"Because that's not the kind of princesses that I know, and I know a lot!"
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Carole on 'Life and Style'
"I mean it's not 'Vogue,' honey."
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LuAnn to Carole
"The dresses are for Michelle Obama -- who wears J. Crew by the way."
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Sonja on Harry Dubin
"Everyone in the city, and internationally loves Harry."
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Sonja to Aviva
"You didn't tell the news that he shouldn't be buying expensive sandwiches?"
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Aviva to Sonja
"I didn't bring up Harry, Andy Cohen brought up Harry."
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LuAnn and Sonja on Aviva
LuAnn: "Some of the phobias have expired."
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Sonja to Aviva
"You are like the TV that was left on -- you keep going, going, going."
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Ramona to Aviva
"And you turned on me -- like a viper!"
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Sonja to Aviva
"The only thing about you is lies, lies, lies."
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Ramona to Aviva
"You weren't betrayed, so next subject."
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Aviva to Ramona
"I'm not gonna apologize for my hair being brushed."
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Ramona on Aviva
"No one's ever attacked me again, and again, and again, and again. . .and again."
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Ramona to Aviva
"I have no ill will towards you. I only wish you the best. I just think you need a different therapist."
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"Really she (Ramona) can hold more wine than anybody that I know. Sonja on the other hand, has a hard time keeping up with her."
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Ramona to Heather
"Wait till you’re on it a couple years, then you get even prettier."
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Sonja to Aviva
"You know guys go to Vegas, one guy doesn’t say, 'Oh by the way my wife's gonna be here while were sitting in our boxers smoking cigars. And we're gonna have some hookers over or whatever.'"
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Ramona on George's behavior
"Well you watched the tape, you saw the Goddamn tape didn’t you?"
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Carole to LuAnn
"Isn’t that a reason to not bring home the pirate? Because you want to be respectful to your children?"
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Sonja on her romp in the garden
"Do I need to bring Dr. Ruth Westheimer in here? Where are you people living? What planet are you on?"
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Aviva to Ramona
"Check your facts."
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Ramona to Andy
"Pick on me that I have a big mouth, pick me on the fact that I like wearing blue dresses."
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Sonja
"You don’t have to go to Vasser to get that one."
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Heather to Sonja
"You wouldn't know hard work if it bit you in the ass."
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Carole on drinking
"But if I get hammered, I say 'Oh my God I’m hammered!'"
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Ramona to Andy
Even you can appreciate my butt, and you’re like – whatever.
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LuAnn
"That is the real me. I like to go out, and have fun, and dance like a pirate!"
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Ramona on LuAnn
Let’s just say, LuAnn loves her men, and she can’t keep her hands off them.
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LuAnn to Ramona
"Is that what you want? Do you want blood?"
