Has a tagline ever shined so much since Heather Thomson first utter "holla"? Wethinks not.

Once upon a time this season Ramona and LuAnn were on the most terrible of terms. And thus a tete-a-tete in Central Park resulted in us finding out more about Ramona's manicure habits and LuAnn wondering what R had in her "pinot-filled hat." How would a hat full of wine even work?!?

Everything about St. Barths was magnificent, from lunches where no one could stay seated to the contest quest for pool noodles. But no moment was more blissful than Tomas showing the world that our dear 'Wives weren't just regular pirate girls.

Money should buy you pads, LuAnn. Safety first.

Be honest: you deeply wished that you too could intern for Sonja after seeing the legion of lucky interns at her disposal.

Ramona is always full of questions, so it was no surprise that when Aviva revealed her prosthetic to her that she had a lot of things to ask about what sort of shoes she could wear, her swimming habits, etc. etc.

How does one properly recover from a bit of a hungover puffy face? As Sonja showed us in London, it's as simple as an ice bath -- in a bidet.

Note to LuAnn: before booking a band for an event, perhaps test them out a little more. Because if you don't they might change the lyrics to "Jingle Bells" in a very filthy way.

After all the drama in St. Barth's things at least ended with a calming (and partially nude) swim for the 'Wives.

Who would have thought this season would have not one but two bizarre odd musical moments. Behold Cara Quici's oddly erotic debut at Aviva and George's anniversary party.

What is there to say about George that this clip or this clip or even this clip doesn't accurately convey. God bless you sir.

We're still not sure what this procedure actually does, besides get Sonja turned on.

Turns out that saying "my dog was sick" is not a viable reason to miss Aviva's fundraiser -- unless you want a fight like this to erupt.

After this aired every cab driver in New York City started carrying around a notebook. Not because they realized they were handy. No, because they did not want to pick up Ramona Singer without one.