Deep conditioning your faux tresses in the microwave is not OK, as Miss Zolciak has found.

Here, the Gallery Girls taught us a very important lesson about courtship: if you want to impress a lady don't put your fingers in her macaroni and cheese. And frankly, if you're unattractive, don't even bother trying to talk to them.

It doesn't matter if you have a sugar problem -- if it's hasn't been presented, do no touch the cake. Calmly ask your host for an Oreo to tie you over instead.

And to think you've gone this long in your life without Joe Manginello showing you how to do a body roll. Watch, learn, and practice as needed.

You don't have to use soap, as Lisa Vanderpump informed Adrienne Maloof, but it is nice to give it a good rinse just in case.

Sometimes your friends party a little more hardy than perhaps they should. So what do you when you need to get them back to zero? According to Asa Soltan Rahmati and Reza Farahan you just toss them in a cold shower.

Apparently Donald Trump pays pretty well. . .as NeNe informed Sheree.

You will forget the address if you don't jot down your final destination. Ramona has shown us that even cab drivers are not immune to needing a reminder of where they are headed.

Don't argue with this man about where KFC is located, even if you are Joe Giudice and you think you are right. He simply will not hear it.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' game night was a very illuminating evening, not just because we found out a little something about Winston Churchill, but we also learned not to take any sort of tone with the Richards sisters.

How much did you really know about vagina wigs did you really know before Rosie told us that people were purchasing temporary curtains for their downstairs? Hopefully not much, because really this clip is already too much for us to handle.

Sonja found out the hard way the dog-related excuses didn't work in grade school (no one believes the dog ate your homework), and they don't work in adult New York society either.

Or at the very least she can very easily distill what everybody knows. Take a look at her greatest lessons here.