Meanwhile, Ramona and Sonja find solace at the bar.

Mario is not cool with Heather calling his wife "crazy," even if she just means crazy at that moment.

Heather, however is unmoved by all this hoopla.

Sonja readies herself for St. Barths with a little procedure or two.

Thankfully, Ramona is on hand to hold her hand through the difficult process.

Ramona awaits some work of her own, and is warned that this procedure could lead to some, well sexual-like stimulation.

And the doctor delivers.

No caption necessary.

The ladies cycle for one the One Step Above Foundation, with LuAnn's music providing the soundtrack.

Striking a post-spinning pose.

Ramona is very particular when it comes to cabs as it turns out. Who would have guessed?

Carole does her best to convince "catastroph-ist" Aviva that they group can make it to St. Barths safely.

Ramona, not agreeing with the Countess' sentiment that bikini shopping, like masturbating, is best done alone, asks for a little assistance in the dressing room.

Neither LuAnn nor Ramona is super jazzed to babysit Aviva if she does take the trip to St. Barths. But they'll endure if they must -- and take turns.

After the charity event, Aviva goes to deliver a new pair of running legs to a young boy.

And he's off!

Ramona and Sonja offer their condolences for cancelling on Aviva at the last minute.

Sonja is very upset about Milou's diaper situation -- he's a very proud dog.

And she will not hear any talk about anyone bring him to the vet but her. She is the only one that will bring Milou to the vet!

But Aviva sort of feels excuses are like assholes -- everyone has one.

Ramona cheers to Aviva's toast -- dedicated to assholes.