Sonja and George are reunited and it feels so -- awkward.

Sonja will not be trading her fascinator in during the White Elephant gift exchange.

The gang takes examines what fun is on the menu for Carole's party.

LuAnn receives a sensible set of espresso cups.

But quickly finds more enjoyable erotic gifts to exchange them for.

And suddenly a lizard is let loose upon the party.

George claims the lizard has "sexual uses" but perhaps Carole could also train him to be her much needed intern.

Sonja finally arrives at the photo shoot, albeit a little late, a little undone, and very uninterested in Heather's selection of dresses.

Realizing this photoshoot might go on a while, Heather enters multi-task mode.

But after some caterwauling and some feminine products, the shoot starts to go off without a hitch.

Look at the capacity on that oven.

Sonja knows how to work an oven and a man holding one.

But as the day goes on, Ms. Morgan starts to tucker out.

Pay attention, Sonja's posing here.

Red Sonja arrives at Carole's, ready for whatever chill is in the air.

Ramona sees her fate, or at least all of the ladies' professions, in Carole's custom candy.

But the 'Wives aren't content to live on chocolate-shelled candies alone. Instead they move to discuss a trip to St. Barths.

Ramona is having a dual magazine cover party, but she's wondering why the covers are dueling sizes.

Sonja lets it slip that Ramona was not allowed on set at her toaster oven photo shoot.

And Heather does not like being in the middle of another Ramona dust-up.

Will we ever see a party where Ramona and Heather don't get into it? Seems unlikely to occur in our lifetime.

LuAnn attempts to stay out of the fray at another event, when yet again, her the Ramona Pinot wine tasting prank comes up.