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The men folk hang out for breakfast at the villa. . .inciting the ire of Ramona and Sonja.
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Turns out Ramona and Sonja are actually a little unclear on the meaning of "white trash."
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Ramona prepares for a day at the beach by properly shielding her face from damaging UV rays.
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Carole drops in and mentions she, Aviva, and their gents are going on a double date tonight. This does not go over well. . .
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And things go even worse when Aviva overhears the ladies discussing the matter.
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Carole tries to rectify the situation, but Aviva is already in full tilt Jack Nicholson mode.
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Slowly the other ladies trickle in, and the gang tires to move forward with the days plans.
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Here, don't be upset ladies. There's a parrot at the restaurant!
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LuAnn communes with the animals and her friend who owns the restaurant.
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Ramona's not too keen on Carole's toast to Aviva arriving in St. Barth's.
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And Sonja will go a step farther by saying she's not going to let Carole speak for her.
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Carole can't believe that no one will sit still at this lunch. Does this table have seatbelts so people could stay seated.
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Sonja and Ramona will go off and make their own fun away from the table if that's what it takes.
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Meanwhile, back at the table Heather wants everyone to just hush up and enjoy their vacation for the love of god.
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All of the talk of flying difficulties reminds Carole of her friend's untimely passing, and drives her away from the table.
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Aviva comes to the rescue though to help cheer her up.
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And nothing cheers someone up like a pedicure that includes fish eating your dead skin.
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Yup, those fish feel as strange as Aviva's face is leading you to believe.
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Back at the table, Heather finds out about the evening's double date plan.
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Ramona drives the point home -- we've been duped.
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Heather hops up from the lunch table to let the Aviva and Carole know she's not thrilled with their evening agenda.
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And soon they realize Heather has hot-footed all the way back to the beach.
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If you'll excuse Heather, she's doing "me right now."
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Aviva still can't fathom how Sonja thinks drunken antics equals female bonding.
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And all of her yachts and private islands and what not talks is really getting under Aviva's skin.
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Don't mess with Sonja. She says the word and you're done in NYC.
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After all that hullabaloo, the couples sit down for dinner, and discuss the 'Girls Gone Wild' situation that is the other 'Wives.
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Ramona and Sonja ponder what is to be done with Aviva.
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So far no one has any viable ideas. . .but they're having a great time plotting.
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The next morning Carole attempts to play peacemaker by being omnipresent, keeping the girls from arguing.
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Aviva will allow Carole to leave her sight to go get a swimsuit -- but she better make it quick.
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Meanwhile in the house, Sonja is trying to make her first day uber-productive by setting up a quick drink with the chef.
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Aviva and Carole go for a zen-inducing dip in the pool.
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On the way to sunset drinks, Aviva tries to move past all the day's fighthing.
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While in the other car, Ramona explains how Aviva has gone completely 'Planet of the Apes.'
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Another drink, another awkward toast to group unity.
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The ladies step out to see Russ' big concert, but Ramona and Sonja are noticeably absent.
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Back at the house, Carole tries to reassemble the troops for one final meal together.
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But Sonja could use a quick outfit change.
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Carole comes up to try to retrieve Sonja for dinner. But she can barely her Carole say how upset she was earlier in the day over the blow-dryer.
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And finally, everyone is in the poll.
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Sonja thinks Ramona should get laid more. . .we're sure Mario doesn't mind her doling out that kind of advice.



