Cast Blog: #RHONY

Aviva: Leggy Blonde

Ramona on Her Divorce From Mario

Carole on Elitists and Bitches

Heather Says That's a Wrap

Sonja: Don't Take Yourself Too Seriously

The Countess: Sonja and I Are on the Outs

Aviva Says Bye for Now

Kristen on Surviving Her First Season

LuAnn: For Ramona Ignorance Is Bliss

Who Cares How Carole Wrote Her Book?

Carole on Stupid Things You've Heard on Bravo

Aviva's "Foul Ignorance"

Kristen: Ramona's Out of Touch with Reality

Sonja Is Very Private

Ramona on the Grueling Reunion

LuAnn: Sonja Is Off the Rails

Heather: Et tu Ramona Singer?

Aviva on Kristen's "Gatemouth" Look

Kristen: Sonja Could Be Successful

Sonja's Glad Aviva Threw Her Leg

Carole: Waiter, We're Done

Ramona: Aviva's Leg Scared All of Us

Heather Focuses on What Matters

LuAnn: Sonja Only Has Herself to Blame

What Else Does Aviva Have in That Bag?

God Gave me a Great Ass and His Approval

Sonja on Her Harry Situation with LuAnn

Ramona: Where Did the Time Go With Avery?

Heather Tips to Plan a Party for Carole

Aviva Rises Above the Nonsense

Love Kristen Tender

Sonja and Harry Aren't Good for Each Other

Ramona: Mario's Voice Is So Sexy

Aviva Defends Her Asthma

Heather's Sasha Fierce Moment

Nothing Is Too Romantic for Sonja

LuAnn: I Sing When I Feel Like Singing

Kristen: This Show Has Helped My Marriage

Carole: Oh Beautiful for Spacious Skies. . .

Ramona: Just Don't Ask Me to Go Every Year

Heather: I Don't Apologize for Being a Boss

Aviva: Leggy Blonde

Aviva dishes on her infamous leg throw saying "it’s all on the table (pun intended)" and on how the mean girls reacted.

This is going to be the shortest blog entry ever. In fact, you can stop reading now and just look at the episode.

There's a legal concept (when I'm not a crazy bitch, I'm a lawyer), res ipsa loquitur, which goes all the way back to the ancient Roman philosopher/lawyer Cicero (I'm not just crazy, I'm also snooty). It means "the thing speaks for itself." This thing does. So don't listen to me, watch the episode. See crazy/snooty/sarcastic Aviva react to being attacked by the mean girls by banging her fake leg on the table, and see the mean girls react in revulsion at the evidence of my missing limb -- led by Kristen's horrified "I'm going to vomit."

It's been a tough Season for me -- I've taken a lot of sh-- from the Housewives on the air, in social media, and in social situations. My character has been impugned. I'm not complaining. It seems to be part of the Real Housewives culture, and even when it's been a headache, I'm still grateful to be a part of it. I've taken a lot of sh-- from viewers, too. Again, that's OK -- it comes with the territory. I expect there will be a lot more after this episode. Carole calling me "weird," or worse Heather calling me "crazy," or worse Kristen doing that mock horror gaping mouth thing, and many of you supporting your favorites by damning me.

It's the end of the Season -- the gloves are off (legs too) and it's all on the table (pun intended). So watch the episode. If you can stand it (pun not intended), watch it again. I've nothing more to say.

Res ipsa loquitur.

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