I first met Kristen, with Heather, at lunch one day in my neighborhood. She’s a downtown girl, like me. As beautiful as #modelmom is in real life she is f---ing gorgeous on camera. And that's the difference between a pretty girl and a model.
I think she should write a book called, I Love My Kids But This Sucks. Then I will write the companion book, I Don’t Have Kids and That Sometimes Sucks, Too. Her husband, Josh, is genuinely funny. He forgot about his 18-month old daughter Kingsley, which cracks me up. Almost everything he says makes me laugh. These two are also very upfront and frank about their blowjobs which might make them my new favorite couple ever. Aren’t they cute together? Serious chemistry. I know you're all wondering what she'd do for two pairs of earrings. Kristin loves Josh, yes, but she also loves Elvis, from beginning to end -- from the sexy swivel hips to fat Vegas. She loves him in every form. She's one cool gorgeous kook.